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okay story time kids,
At the moment I'm staying in denmark to visit my family down here, and denmark is a wonderfull place to get drunk and have fun, and get drunk... did I mention they sell beer here?
okay the evening started out kind of slow, I've already decided to stay home to catch up with my dad which I see too seldome, well to be honest probably only once a year. and he asks me to go pick up my stephbrother when he's off work around 11PM, and since I'm such a good son I said okay,
I drive down to pick up my bro, and turns out he wants me to drop him of at a local pub instead of going home, and of course he wants me to join him since we see each other so rarely, and our friends are down there (this is a sunday keep in mind)
*sigh* okay
now I had decided to not be drinking since i'm driving and all, and I'm in no mood to walk home from the pub.
I order a cola to start with, the guys at the pub, which I've known for years, are playing dices, and are relaxing with a diversity of beverages.
Seeing this I'm thinking "hell, what does one beer hurt? I can still drive in an hour", so I order a beer (carlsberg of course) and then challanges my bro to some pool, looser has to roll a die and owe the equall amount of beer that the die shows, needless to say I won three times and got myself 12 free beers..... yupp my thoughts of driving home was fleeing...
after being mauled in pool my bro sits down and start playing some dice with the others, looser has to buy a round etc etc.
now the next couple of hours go by without being particular eventfull in any other way than us getting more drunk, so let's skip to the good part.
the clock is now 02:30 aprox, and the pub is about to close, we decided to play a last couple of rounds with the dice, looser goes home naked.... (in fact I think that was my suggestion)
now it get's exciting, cause it's freaking cold outside and it's raining,
the first round Merlin looses, so it's decided, he has to ride his bike back home naked.. ooh goodie... now for some reason we didn't want to leave it with that, I mean we can't let him go home naked alone can we?
no, we play another round, this time I lose... okay, fair enough I guess, rather walk naked home than buy another round (:P), again they want to keep on playing, which of course ends with everyone but 1 guy walks back home naked,
so there we are 4 naked guys singing and dancing through the streets putting our penises up against cars, and into mailboxes! while Kasper, being the only one still with some clothes on keeps complaining about how retard his win is, since he's having 4 naked guys running around him, and cockslapping him at every opportunity !
for some reason every time I get drunk in denmark, it ends with me having to walk naked home
so there ya go, have a few giggles cause it was FUCKING AWSOME!
I'd wish I could just win those damn bets for once
PS: Peter lost his wallet on his way back home, since he had no pockets to store it in
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so everyone should be piss drunk at noon cost then it'll cost ya money!
