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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:23 
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Im... He is so pimp!
One monocle is not enough to justify his class.

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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:25 
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I got my first Babe Magnet for my 4th birthday, at the time everyone wanted to be Bi but my parents were adamant; "you've got enough about you already that's not British to start indulging queer foreign sexual practices as well" they chided. So it was that I got the Babe Magnet, I'd stroll down the streets paralysing paramours in my wake while all around the completely English flirted with same sex encounters, I'd stop and take my best gals for wild orgies, we'd dress up and role play, use toys and restraints for the fleeting moments of kink it gave us. Still I guess it was then I first understood how different my life would be, caressing that babe magnet in my hands.

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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:25 
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[SpA]Scatterbrain wrote:
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And if you’d like to take a minute just sit an read
I'll tell you how I fucked up my introductory thread

In west Makun, Netherlands born and raised
On minecraft where I spent most of my days
Building shit, tpyoing and xD’ing all cool
And shooting some korfball outside of school
When a couple of guys, prolly up to no good
Claimed I was postwhoring in the forumhood
Since they clearly couldn’t tell that I was cooler than most
And said "I’ll show em all and make up an introduction post!”

I whistled for my car (it was a DB9)
Made up some career selling oil (refined)
If anything, I knew that this thread was plain bull
But I thought nah, forget it, those homes think I’m cool!

I went back to the thread about seven or eight
And I yelled to SaintK “Yo homes, stop yo trollin!”
Looked at my thread and saw that I’d failed
To convince em that I wasn’t just a korfballing nerd

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Patogy wrote:
Enough, pls stop trolling and dont use that picture.


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:27 
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Okay, as much as I signed up to join the train wreck, I feel bad for the kid now. I figure I’m shouting into the void, but here goes.

Patogy, I don’t post here, I don’t play games and I’m pretty sure you’re not going to listen to a word I have to say, since I’m the mean bitcg troll lady making fun of you, but for what it’s worth:

You fucked up. Twice. And I get it. I get being 16 and wanting to make your life sound better than it actually is. I get the Walter Mitty daydreams and the exaggerations. But you got caught out. And lying the second time? Aieeee.

You’re not helping yourself by telling everyone to knock it off. The more we know we’re getting a rise out of you, the more we’re going to keep doing it. By all accounts, this is one of the funniest threads around this place for a while. If you do want it all to stop, how about you don’t rise to the bait?

I’ve met a couple of this lot. They might be sarcastic motherfuckers, but they’re good people. If you can stick it out, they’re worth getting to know.* Apologise. Introduce yourself again. Admit you’re an asshole. You’re in good company. Game. Build things. Add value to the community. Make friends.

Or you know, you could just keep on and let them make the funny. Makes no difference to me.


* Except cardboard. He’s a shortarse TINY LITTLE DINOSAUR ARMS.


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:31 
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Nadin wrote:
- snip -
I wholeheartedly approve of this message.

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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:31 
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Nadin wrote:
* Except cardboard. He’s a shortarse TINY LITTLE DINOSAUR ARMS.
Seconded.

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Patogy wrote:
Enough, pls stop trolling and dont use that picture.


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:32 
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[SpA]cardboardcutout wrote:
I wholeheartedly approve of this message.
even the shortarse TINY LITTLE DINOSAUR ARMS bit?

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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:32 
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Nadin wrote:
* Except cardboard. He’s a shortarse TINY LITTLE DINOSAUR ARMS.
:demm:

Nice Lyrics Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssss
[SpA]cardboard wrote:
I wholeheartedly approve of this message.
+1 :5:

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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:39 
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Dekar wrote:
Im... He is so pimp!
One monocle is not enough to justify his class.

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Lol :p

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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:42 
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[SpA]Scatterbrain wrote:
[SpA]cardboardcutout wrote:
I wholeheartedly approve of this message.
even the shortarse TINY LITTLE DINOSAUR ARMS bit?
Wait she typed something else?

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I take it all back. FFFFFFUUUUUU cardboard!!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:43 
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[SpA]cardboard wrote:
[SpA]Scatterbrain wrote:
even the shortarse TINY LITTLE DINOSAUR ARMS bit?
Wait she typed something else?
Something about cooking some eggs (and bacon). She called you 'Jake' for some reason too.

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Patogy wrote:
Enough, pls stop trolling and dont use that picture.


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:49 
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Lol what is this thread?

Why doesn't anyone believe that patogy drives around in Aston Martins selling oil and playing korfbal and scoring chicks at the same time?

Sounds perfectly plausible to me. 8)

Also, the same avatar for everyone makes me confused.

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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:52 
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Make more of those picture's, i can deal we ith that.

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<@UNICORN_XD> yes, having exams this week has made me stupid
Whiskers: Shoegaze music is great music to poop to - I feel like I've just fought an epic battle


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 00:55 
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Give us more inspiration!


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:02 
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This thread needs some ambient music from the most known buisnessman with nice cars!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK6Z1z_TUgI&autoplay=1[/youtube]


Last edited by [SpA]Dekar on 24 May 2011, 01:03, edited 1 time in total.

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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:02 
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Yes! Tell us what your sex life is like? You have to have a million girls with you now since you have an Aston Martin!

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I'm 19 years old and got a new car tommorow the Aston Martin DB9 :3


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:04 
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posing as a bussinesman
a double life
lots of women
aston martins

dekar... you're right! it all makes sense now!

(i bet he's got a bunch of proximity mines set to blow on the facility)

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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:08 
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The fuck you did to my unicorn

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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:08 
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Patologi: Funding his DB9 by licensing his likeness and lifestyle in the Dutch version of Monopolyâ„¢.


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Patogy wrote:
Enough, pls stop trolling and dont use that picture.
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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:09 
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Scrathy wrote:
Yes! Tell us what your sex life is like? You have to have a million girls with you now since you have an Aston Martin!

Sex is ok with 9 girls xd

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<@UNICORN_XD> yes, having exams this week has made me stupid
Whiskers: Shoegaze music is great music to poop to - I feel like I've just fought an epic battle


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:09 
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Genuine picture of Patogy and his DB9

Image

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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:10 
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Patogy wrote:
Scrathy wrote:
Yes! Tell us what your sex life is like? You have to have a million girls with you now since you have an Aston Martin!

Sex is ok with 9 girls xd
Have him washed and brought to my rooms.


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:11 
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swedishnitro wrote:
Patologi: Funding his DB9 by licensing his likeness and lifestyle in the Dutch version of Monopolyâ„¢.

Haha, i like it!

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<@UNICORN_XD> i are a goast
<@UNICORN_XD> yes, having exams this week has made me stupid
Whiskers: Shoegaze music is great music to poop to - I feel like I've just fought an epic battle


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:11 
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Patogy wrote:
Sex is ok with DB9 girls xd

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Patogy wrote:
Enough, pls stop trolling and dont use that picture.


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:15 
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Just remener, they don't like you, they just like your money and Aston martins.

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I'm 19 years old and got a new car tommorow the Aston Martin DB9 :3


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:17 
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Treaters ;o xd

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<@UNICORN_XD> yes, having exams this week has made me stupid
Whiskers: Shoegaze music is great music to poop to - I feel like I've just fought an epic battle


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:19 
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Scrathy wrote:
Yes! Tell us what your sex life is like? You have to have a million girls with you now since you have an Aston Martin!
I got my first sex for my 4th birthday, at the time everyone wanted blowup dolls but my parents were adamant; "you've got enough about you already that's not British to start indulging in sobriety and chastity" they chided. So it was that I got the sex, I strolled around in my heart shaped glasses, licking lollipops and smiling flirtatiously, while all around the completely English kids stuffed lego up their noses. I’d stop and take my best boy for sneaky blowjobs behind the bikeshed, all the while whispering “Suckee suckeee, ten dollar.” Still, I guess it was then I first understood how different my life would be, sat on the cock of my first sex.


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:20 
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Same story again.

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<@UNICORN_XD> yes, having exams this week has made me stupid
Whiskers: Shoegaze music is great music to poop to - I feel like I've just fought an epic battle


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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:21 
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Nadin wrote:
Scrathy wrote:
Yes! Tell us what your sex life is like? You have to have a million girls with you now since you have an Aston Martin!
I got my first sex for my 4th birthday, at the time everyone wanted blowup dolls but my parents were adamant; "you've got enough about you already that's not British to start indulging in sobriety and chastity" they chided. So it was that I got the sex, I strolled around in my heart shaped glasses, licking lollipops and smiling flirtatiously, while all around the completely English kids stuffed lego up their noses. I’d stop and take my best boy for sneaky blowjobs behind the bikeshed, all the while whispering “Suckee suckeee, ten dollar.” Still, I guess it was then I first understood how different my life would be, sat on the cock of my first sex.
Wait, are we still talking about Patoology?

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 Post subject: Re: fresh start patogy
PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 01:23 
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Patogy wrote:
Same story again.
Its the repetition that's funny

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I take it all back. FFFFFFUUUUUU cardboard!!!!!


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