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Author:  [SpA]sniper0zero1 [ 14 Mar 2014, 03:03 ]
Post subject:  why i cant read harry potter books w/o laughing my ass off

by replacing the word wand with wang you get some pretty interesting sentences

Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."

"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.


He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Author:  [SpA]Haladir [ 14 Mar 2014, 14:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: why i cant read harry potter books w/o laughing my ass o

This makes the whole story more interesting! Gotta love Hagrid, poor man!

Author:  [SpA]don_don_don [ 16 Mar 2014, 12:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: why i cant read harry potter books w/o laughing my ass o

It reminds me of this reddit post: http://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/ ... ing_issue/

If you're too lazy to click it.
Quote:
So I've really been enjoying the latest book I'm reading, but for some reason for a split second I imagined the main character wearing a daft punk helmet, and now I can't stop. I've only got about 100 pages left but it's really ruining the book for me. Has anyone had something this dumb happen? I'm thinking of putting the book down for a while and coming back to it but I really don't want to do that.....

Author:  tscuzimbrown [ 16 Mar 2014, 23:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: why i cant read harry potter books w/o laughing my ass o

You all disgust me.

(Big HP fan)

Author:  [SpA]don_don_don [ 16 Mar 2014, 23:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: why i cant read harry potter books w/o laughing my ass o

tscuzimbrown wrote:
You all disgust me.

(Big HP fan)

Author:  [SpA]Scatterbrain [ 16 Mar 2014, 23:54 ]
Post subject:  Re: why i cant read harry potter books w/o laughing my ass o

Reminds me of replacing watching/reading Lord of the Rings and replacing 'axe' with 'pants'.

"Gimli! Lower your pants!"

Author:  [SpA]iHasFire [ 17 Mar 2014, 12:11 ]
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[SpA]don_don_don wrote:
tscuzimbrown wrote:
You all disgust me.

(Big HP fan)
I only once tasted the sauce while I was at Heathrow Airport in London. Don't know how tscuz can be a fan of it since it tastes pretty awful to me. :mrgreen:

Author:  [SpA]Haladir [ 17 Mar 2014, 14:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: why i cant read harry potter books w/o laughing my ass o

ihasfire wrote:
[SpA]don_don_don wrote:
I only once tasted the sauce while I was at Heathrow Airport in London. Don't know how tscuz can be a fan of it since it tastes pretty awful to me. :mrgreen:
Hahahaha!

Author:  [SpA]_ToRnAiDo_ [ 15 Apr 2014, 00:10 ]
Post subject:  Re: why i cant read harry potter books w/o laughing my ass o

ihasfire wrote:
[SpA]don_don_don wrote:
I only once tasted the sauce while I was at Heathrow Airport in London. Don't know how tscuz can be a fan of it since it tastes pretty awful to me. :mrgreen:
You gotta mix it with ketchup!

Author:  Deprived_silhouette [ 17 Sep 2020, 10:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: why i cant read harry potter books w/o laughing my ass off

This reminds me that i should reread the series! Will reserve it for Christmas period

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