Dammit bart! :< u stole my here's johnny idea..
name: smokey the bear's worst nightmare
name: Only you can prevent forest fires
name: blazing saddles
name: Trail Blazer
name: Blaze's fire cancellation device
name: Burn Burn, Chop... oh wait, you're dead!
name: Stop! Drop! and Die!
description: "all work and no play makes wildblaze a dull boy"
des: Got a light?
des: "cause all you need to put out a fire is an axe, and some barbed wire"
des: Look at me juggle
des: you should have started running earlier
des: how is the view up there?
des: POW! right in the kisser!
des: And you thought being on fire was bad
des: what? were you expecting foam?