Keith. I read your introduction with my eyes, and processed the information with my brain, and AFTER said processing, I went back and consulted my brain as to whether the information contained within your original post was good or not.
Keith, now
is the moment of truth.
*Opens envelope and pulls out the card within, just enough to see the answer. Then looks around the room to build tension*
It's good!
*Pause for applause*
Keith, congratulations on your satisfactory introduction thread. It's been a long time coming, and a lot of us had given up home. A few of us even took our own lives.
*Pause for laughter*
Welcome to Special Attack.
*Weep uncontrollably*