Photo's or it didn't happen
lol..... ok..... so ill give you two scenarios. One is true and one is false:
Scenario A:
We are playing football and a team mate plays me in with a throughball... i latch onto the pass, do some step overs, before chipping the ball into the air and doing a bicycle kick which goes 35 yards and rips through the goal. I injury myself in the process, but i score the winning goal, we win the league and all the players carry me off the field on their shoulders. It freeze frames on a shot of my smiling and fist pumping the air.
Scenario B:
The ball is out of play and Scouse bends over to tie his football boot up. I sneak up behind him, grab his hair and start simulating doggy style 'sexy time' on him whilst making cowboy sounds..... Scouse realises what i am doing and i start running away from him backwards whilst laughing like a maniac.... i proceed to accidently get caught in the side netting which seperates the pitches, roll my right ankle to the sound of a loud 'POP' and let out one of my trademark girly screams....
its up to you people to decide which sounds more 'Kaos' like i guess!
needless to say, im out for 3-4 weeks with ligament damage