'bout time  
 
where we ride kangaroos to school 
Oh how quaint, you guys go to school you say?
Yeah, they train us to become beach-boys, crocodile-wrestlers and barbecue operators. Usually we get shipped off to Ayer's Rock, the lucky ones get the Northern Territory and the marshes at Cape York.
You know, I managed to convince a kid on Xbox Live that that was actually true, and that the guy I was partying up with was actually a convicted rapist who went to jail for molesting old people while volunteering at a retirement clinic. The funniest thing was, the kid was 11 or something, and started bragging about shoplifting keychains. lolol