Ok guys, every morning I wake up to find I've missed my morning class at college - or two...

And Im trying to remedy this but atm it would be nice to get some excuses as Im running short fast!

Cheers

Greasy

As suggested on msn, but most likely the best excuse you can find

Tell em your condom cracked, and you needed to get a mornin afterpill for ur gf

Tell them you have your period!

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<@Howard_s> usa just has a made up economy - they can't really go broke

JuncoPartner: I could barely hold it up for long.

Tell them you needed to finish the raid in WoW you startet in the night

Tell them that you burned yourself on a Pyro, and that you had to wait for Magisk to stop fooling around with his Bonesaw, so he could heal your wounds.

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<@Howard_s> usa just has a made up economy - they can't really go broke

JuncoPartner: I could barely hold it up for long.

Buy a better/louder alarm clock

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What, me worry?

Well my most used "excuse" was translated "couldn't bother" - "signed" by my dad
(we had this stupid absence list thingy that needed parents signature)

Other one that I used was " Too busy, pizza in oven"

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You must die! I alone am best!

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

I had the same problem. Though it happened so much to me my lecturers gave up moaning at me.

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*Insert Witty Comment Here*

smear your hands with the oil of ur bike's chain and say that your chain ???jumped out???...well that should help

Missing two classes because of a small problem like this ?

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<@Howard_s> usa just has a made up economy - they can't really go broke

JuncoPartner: I could barely hold it up for long.

then smear some blood(of someone/your's) into ur face and your hands(and don't forget to tear up your cloths) and say that you fall down, when it jumped out and you had an accident ... well I've got a mom, who wakes me up 15 before school :>..aw I love it...and when I'm bored of school I may call there and say that I'm sick :O...I'm such a fucking genius and evil :30

1. Call in sick
2. blame public transport
3. funeral
4. 25th wedding anniversery
5. you witnessed a car accident and had to stay with the police or something
6. Your uncle from timbadoland came over for 1 day and you really wanted to see him
7. your dog died
8. your cat died
9. You forgot to set your alarm clock
10. You had a power outage, and thus the alarm clock didn't go off.

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Da boyz need themselves a Nob they do

Some good ones here guys!

Luckily i usually only have like two classes a day so i only miss one... :>

keep em coming !

pfeifer!

tell them you have a weird medical condition for which you have to smoke 10 grams of weed every day
Go for the psych tour and tell em you have nightmares and stuff (you gotta be willing to take this to extreme though. They probably contact your folks and maybe even make you go to a shrink)
tell them you gotta take care of your sick handicapped little sister every morning
tell em one of your folks is very ill and you gotta chip in every day, certainly the morning
Tell em you're in your most important phase in your life and you're part of a very broad community called SpA and one day, you'll take over the world.
This is taking up all your time and you really don't need an education cuz SpA is gonna fund you with every resource/money in your life you'll ever need. This community takes up all of your time, certainly at night.

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M.A.S.K. , is the mighty power that can save the day

Hehe Bucky the last one is my Favourite of them! Tell that your teachers and they'll fully understand and stop asking for any reasons anymore.

Tell your lecturer "I am the Night"

That should explain everything

I got the wrong train

I got half way and then realised I'd left my assignment at home and had to run back and get it

The washingmachine leaked

I slipped and passed out in the shower

My great auntie from austrailia phoned and wouldn't hang up

~Bex

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