when I asked my dog to guard my chest full of melons

lol thats funny!

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Assassin3562: ./Suck my balls Divotoo
Divotoo> asking to get your balls sucked doesnt really help you when called gay
<Divotoo> just saying tho
<Assassin3562>
*Assassin3562 thinks his life over

Hey guy
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Bro you know we've been mining together such a long long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Wow, you know it's Saturday and my mine is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)

A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside
it's my dog in a box
It's in a box

Not gonna get you a diamond sword
That sort of gift don't mean a word
Not gonna get you a golden bar
Bra, ya gotta know you're my nether star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A bro like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special man

It's my dog in a box
My dog in a box dude
It's my dog in a box
Ooh, my dog in a box bro

Special thanks to Justin Timberlake, guest of Honour.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

I've been inspired!

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Assassin3562: ./Suck my balls Divotoo
Divotoo> asking to get your balls sucked doesnt really help you when called gay
<Divotoo> just saying tho
<Assassin3562>
*Assassin3562 thinks his life over

It even comes with a handy 3 step surefire plan to win the heart of any fellow miner you might want to impress!

NO WAY!?

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Assassin3562: ./Suck my balls Divotoo
Divotoo> asking to get your balls sucked doesnt really help you when called gay
<Divotoo> just saying tho
<Assassin3562>
*Assassin3562 thinks his life over

Well done