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SaintK: I'm completely lost

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Stranger: ho
You: mommy?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: we need to talk young lady!
You: Its a guy... anyways... last time i checked i was
Stranger: but now you have to be girl!
Stranger: its time to grow up young ladie!
You: Can i put my finger up ur ass then?
Stranger: Ok.
You: ow... its pretty large.... how about 3 fingers?
Stranger: how about all hand?
You: lemme try
You: almost...
Stranger: im gay.
Stranger: lol
You: ow god...
You: ]zit fits
Stranger: hahahaha
You: GIVE ME MY ARM BACK
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Stranger: no
Stranger: suck my cock
You: ur like a black hole
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me and my sniper means your death but i still love ya

LAWL~

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...:::~*We Can't Be Adults! We're Steadily Growing!!*~:::...

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a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig

Same guy did that 2 me too.

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You: ill leave you to do the talking
You: fire away!
Stranger: O_O
You: yeah!...
Stranger: One-sided conversations are no fun
You: i will add my extreme intellect
You: to the exchange of words
You: between us fine gentlemen
You: if your male
Stranger: Nope...female.
You: everyone seems to be female...
Stranger: is that bad?
You: something seems to be fishy about this site
You: and it isn't the smell of a vagina

I'm so bored xD

Stranger: hello
You: yo dawg
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a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig

i tried 2 a psychotic... i got caught


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You: Hey little girl, want some candy?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: wut kind?
You: come closer and have look for urself
Stranger: what am i lookin at
You: its in my pocket
Stranger: okie
Stranger: i don't see anything
You: ok, u like it?
You: u sure? o.O
You: its right in there
Stranger: theres nothign there
You: ow,
Stranger: liar liar
You: i seem 2 be all out
Stranger: pants on fire
You: want 2 come 2 my unmarked van and see if i got some more in there?
Stranger: umm ok
You: come on, this way
Stranger: ok
You: "opens back door of creepy bloodstained van"
Stranger: cool
You: get in then
Stranger: ok
You: "closes door"
Stranger: so where is my candy
You: "laughs diabolicy"
Stranger: wheres my candy
You: ow
You: its right there
You: srry, door closed it self
Stranger: gimmie
You: "opens a box of gummybears"
You: here you go
Stranger: sweet...
You: i got some more boxes here
You: u want some twix?
You: or mars?
Stranger: yum
Stranger: both
You: here you go
Stranger: yay
You: now, what have you learned?
Stranger: i like candy
You: "puts a shotgun on the little girls head"
You: now what have you learned?
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Stranger: Please, don't be startled.
You: wtf
You: SHE WAS SEDUCING ME!
Stranger: Tell me, what are you doing seducing little girls in an online chat room?
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO
You: its a setup
Stranger: Good, you can watch yourself on it now, from behind bars.
You: no
You: u dont have it on tape
You: i ate it
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Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.

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Stranger: I'm a dragon. ROAR
You: hello
You: me a tiger
You: grrrrrrrrr
Stranger: with stripes?
You: no no stripes
You: just colours
Stranger: What's your favourite food?
Stranger: i see.
You: chinese
Stranger: My favourite is escargot.
You: nice
You: snails
Stranger: YUMMMMMMM
You: hhhhm
You: escargot
Stranger: do you have any pets?
You: yes cat
You: u
Stranger: i have a pet human
You: yes
You: hippie's in my basement
Stranger: chained up?
You: yes
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what a reall retard this guy or girl was

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me and my sniper means your death but i still love ya

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You: u'r an inspiration for birthcontrol
Stranger: yes yes i am
You: my balls are itching for your love
Stranger: u should get those crabs checked out by a doctor
You: no everytime i see you they start acting like cannibals becuase they hunger for your love for them
Stranger: hot
You: wanna see my magic stick its magical
Stranger: tell me about it
You: come closer!
Stranger: i am
Stranger: !!!
You: if u suck on it really hard something magical will come out of it
Stranger: hahaha gotta love 12 year olds
You: how old are ya
Stranger:
Stranger: 18
You: and for the record i aint 12
Stranger: hahaha sure you aint
You: yep
You: misa 19
You: aint got nothing to do free from work 2morrow
Stranger: misa?
You: so yeah
You: misa means me
Stranger: ahh i see
Stranger: how old r u?
You: so how you doing
You: 19
Stranger: old ha
Stranger: u said that already
Stranger: i need to stop drinking so much
You: hahahaha same here
Stranger: haha
You: only brooze or some weed in between
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: where u from?
You: misa is the ganja master
You: dutchman
Stranger: i see i see
You: u
Stranger: america
You: nice
Stranger: haha i bet u disconnet now
You: nope
You: why should i
You: i aint racist
Stranger: i guess not
You: just trying to have a normal conversation
You: with some joke's inbetween
Stranger: well you came to the right place
Stranger: stanger
You: how do you know my name
Stranger: r*
Stranger: wild guess
Stranger: ha
You: u pshycic
Stranger: that to
You: whats my starsigns
Stranger: um taurus?
You: nope
Stranger: ur lying
You: sagitaurus
Stranger: im psycic
Stranger: theres no way im wrong
You: i am a bowman
Stranger: not a bull i see
You: nope sorry wrong for the first time
You: u know why
Stranger: why?
You: i am pshycic 2
Stranger: wow well this must be fate
You: yes it is
You: this is all a dream neo
Stranger: ha
Stranger: i did take a blue pill today...
Stranger:
You: if u take the blue pill u will die in 10 days
Stranger: ohho
You: but if u take the red pill u will check how far your rabbit hole goes
Stranger: then i took the red pill
Stranger: my mistake
You: so i did check your rabbit hole
Stranger: oh boy did you ever
You: my god it was humangous and i found a dead fish in there
Stranger: srry bout that
You: it was like a black hole wouldn't stop pulling my arm in
You: i was like screaming for an half hour
Stranger: must have been horrible
You: ow god! ow god! dear lord
Stranger: :O
You: aw jesus
Stranger: aw jesus what
Stranger: ?
You: screaming aw jesus lord help me!!!!
Stranger: ur strange
Stranger: no mean to be mean
Stranger: just sayin
You: u male . female . biseksuall . shemale . or something i never have seen before
Stranger: all female
You: damn ow lord i thank thee for such a fine woman amen!!!
You: can we get an amen brothers
You: AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: amen!
You: ow lordy lord
Stranger: sweet jesus
You: mamma teressa
Stranger: haha i must go now
You: but serious what time is it at your place
Stranger: i shall never talk to you again
You: hahahahaha u'r choice
Stranger: but this brife moment was magical
Stranger: i cant stay on forever
You: treu
You: well been nice talking to ya
Stranger: theres a real world out there somewhere
Stranger: and you to
Stranger: now go smoke ya weed
You: well hope our paths cross once more
Stranger: ill look you ur names stranger right?
You: yep with a capitale S
Stranger: okay mine is you
You: ok
Stranger: ha
You: well cya around
Stranger: cya
You: bye bye
You: mommy
Stranger: BYE STRANGER!
Stranger: YOU HAVE CHAGED MY LIFE!
You: bye jesus will miss you
Stranger: thats what ur right hands for
You: my natasha
Stranger: yup yup
You: is always here for me * right hand of course*
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: im glad uv name ur right hand
You: i know
Stranger: you to have some fun now
You: ok
You: u 2
Stranger: bye
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hahahahahahaahahahaha never had so much fun

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You: Slam dunk da funk
You: And put it up
You: If you've got that feelin'
Stranger: i have a feeling up my arse
You: Why does everything have to be about sex with you people?
Stranger: because gay people only think about sex
You: You're a lesbian?
Stranger: why do you get the impression im a lesbian?
You: Cause you're a girl?
Stranger: says whom?
You: Are you NOT a girl?
Stranger: do you have a penis?
You: God yeah
You: And then some!
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: how long are you?
You: That's personal
Stranger: oh sorry
You: Hey, don't worry about it
Stranger: what postion in sex do you like best?
You: Doggy :3
You: Woof woof
Stranger: nice
You: I thought so
Stranger: eva had a bj?
You: Of course
Stranger: from a girl?
You: No, from myself
You: I'm extremely flexible
Stranger: yeah a lot of people actually like that
You: I know I do
You: I love it when I do that
Stranger: yeah
You: Although I can be such a tease
Stranger: would you freak out if a guy gave you head?
You: I would freak out if a guy gave me A head
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can i ask why?
You: Well he's clearly murdered somebody, decapitated them then handed me their head. Do I have to spell it out for you?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: would you freak out if a guy have you a blow job?
You: Nah
You: I tend to go with the flow
Stranger: why?
You: Although it might be awkward after I'd emptied my balls
You: What do you mean why?
You: Why isn't an appropriate follow up to what I said
You: WHY do I tend to go with the flow?
Stranger: well wouldnt you think its weird?
Stranger: ok then lol
Stranger: would you fuck a guy?
You: When?
Stranger: iunno if one either suduced you or made you drunk enough, would you have sex with him?
You: Hey, if somebody is buying me drinks they could shove a traffic cone up my ass
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how much would you have to be paid to suck a penis?
You: 20,000 francs
Stranger: and how much would you be paid to put ur penis into another guys ass
Stranger: ?
You: Oh I'd do that for free
Stranger: why?
You: Just to see the look on his face >:D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: would it be a bad look or a good look?
You: It would be like :O
You: But also a little like
You: And maybe a little bit
Stranger: lol it would be =D
You:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you gay?
You: No
You: Why, do I come across as gay?
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: no
You: Thank God
You: *Phew*
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Stranger: hi, wanna talk dirty with me?
You: Do I!!!???
You: Let's go!
Stranger: asl?
You: 24 m Scotland
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Ow god.. epic stuff m8

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Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.