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ProtectMyBalls
PostPosted: 22 Nov 2010, 23:41 
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PetePorty wrote:
I DO try, I'm just crappy at it.

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PetePorty wrote:
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I know i am funny pete. you should try it some time :wink:
I DO try, I'm just crappy at it.
I shall take you under my wing, and make you my apprentice.

In four years, I shall turn you into a formidable force that destroys all who stand in your way.

Now, I don't know what the exchange rate is like between Chile and Britain, but I'm guessing it's not entirely favourable. My course would usually cost you upwards of £2,001. Since you're Chilean though, I shall offer it to you at the totally reasonable price of £2,002.

Come find me at the abandoned steel mill when you're ready to start your training. And bring milk for the tea. And sugar.
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PostPosted: 23 Nov 2010, 00:00 
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or you could get a job in a mine :ugly:



:| what...? too soon? (another 22 1/2 year back burner)



:mrgreen:

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And tea.

And cups, and a spoon.

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And a kettle.
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PostPosted: 23 Nov 2010, 00:05 
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[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:

Come find me at the abandoned steel mill when you're ready to start your training. And bring milk for the tea. And sugar.

You mean the one at badlands? No wait... there is no mill at badlands... anyways, I have the water, but where would I get sugar? You mean the chocolate?

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PostPosted: 23 Nov 2010, 00:06 
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maybe you should start a new thread for you guys to do your troll sparing work in :mrgreen:

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Better make it five years.

That'll be an additional £2002, cause I have to charge you for two whole apprenticeships.

For tax purposes.
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maybe you should start a new thread for you guys to do your troll sparing work in :mrgreen:
I think I'll run him through a text book troll exercise.

It's an oldie but a goodie. I call it 'The Minimoose Baker Caper'. It's a one on one troll, so there's not much pressure, and it will really give him a chance to flex his muscles and ease into the troll. Minimoose is a bit of a veteran now, but I'm sure he won't mind helping me out with it.

Pete, his fee is £2002 by the way, and is compulsory. Kids got a lot of flour to buy if he ever wants to bake invisible bread.

You should be able to handle it pretty well though, just don't let your concentration waver. He might seem nonchalant, but if you give him an inch, he'll flip you upside down and leave you pissing in your lacy panties. I'm sure you'll be fine though.

Just like shooting womp rats back home. :wink:
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I will piss in his pants before he gets the chance to do it himself.

On the baking note, I am now starting to learn about glass on my course, I am not sure how this is leading me to my master career in baking but it sure is fun! (Seriously... fun... :()

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See, this is what I'm talking about, Pete.

You have to be sharp and alert when you're going up against opponents. You can't allow complacency to set in otherwise what do you get?

That's right; your underwear full of some other dudes piss.

This is good though, you're learning, slowly but surely. Baby steps. We'll get there in the end. :wink:
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On the baking note, I am now starting to learn about glass on my course, I am not sure how this is leading me to my master career in baking but it sure is fun! (Seriously... fun... :()
You telling me that when you're ready, you'll have engineered flour made out of glass!? :shock:

Heh. Well, I don't know the logistics of baking invisible bread, but hot damn Mini, that sure sounds like some crazy space age shit! :mrgreen: :5:

I'd be lying if I said I could see your endgame in all this, but I think everybody here will agree that it's pretty exciting stuff! :4
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i've tasted moose's buns...

they taste incredible :oops:

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Oh, master, please allow me to study under your almighty knowledge; enlighten my path to reach my desire; enable me to troll like no other, to flame even the mightiest 4-channers, to crush every single spammer, and to make the expert griefer cry in despair and anguish.

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PetePorty wrote:
Oh, master, please allow me to study under your almighty knowledge; enlighten my path to reach my desire; enable me to troll like no other, to flame even the mightiest 4-channers, to crush every single spammer, and to make the expert griefer cry in despair and anguish.
Cash or Cheque? :wink:

do people even use cheques nowadays?

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WTH no paypal? How can master (Yeah, Moistee, that's your new name) not have a paypal paying thingy!?

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I'm fine with any form of payment.

As long as I get my cash cash money, dollar dollar bill y'all!
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Ok, my form of payment is hardcore slave sex and a little free time for you to choose whatever you want. (Toys not included.)

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Better make that the full eight years.

There is much work to be done.
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PostPosted: 23 Nov 2010, 02:00 
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>.< Ok, ok, I'll take the 8 year course.

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First things first. You need to shave yourself two distinct eyebrows.

I won't be seen in public with somebody with a monobrow. It's simply not going to happen.
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PostPosted: 23 Nov 2010, 02:41 
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Done. Also, I'm posting an image of myself on this thread!

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PostPosted: 23 Nov 2010, 03:13 
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PetePorty wrote:
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Done. Also, I'm posting an image of myself on this thread!
:demm: i like how you have smudged out your monobrow in photoshop :5:

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You even photoshopped your neck?
Your neck has no monobrow silly.

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sharpen tool ftw? :)

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Shopped or not; that looks much better.
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Wow. He really did photoshop his neck... :|
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pete... :63

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PostPosted: 23 Nov 2010, 16:28 
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maybe he is el-chupacabra in disguise :lol:

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Knowing pete he's more likely to be el follacabra
(used google translate, don't kill me if it makes no sense)

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i got "the follacabra"....

and i did spanish to engRish? ^^

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chupacabra literally translates to sucks (chupa) goat (cabra). So yeah... not the wittiest of names.

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el chupacabra is part of south american mythology and folk lore.

the creature sucks the blood of goats and live stock (but was probably just a vampire bat and dark lighting that inspired the legend)

i assumed everyone knew that? if not http://lmgtfy.com/?q=el+chupacabra

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what the hell is google?

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