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Author:  kandarian [ 14 Jun 2007, 15:41 ]
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[SpA]ruscher wrote:
Granted! Someday it will be 6 pages

i wish i had a new mousepad
granted, you get a new one, but it's broken when you get it, and they will repair it in 354892034890234 days ;)

I wish that i would get trialed sometimes (wihtin in this week and pass)

Author:  [SpA]wankin [ 16 Jun 2007, 16:42 ]
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Granted you get a trail and pass then your banned for hacks

I wish i was never bored

Author:  Elemental Dragon [ 17 Jun 2007, 00:21 ]
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Granted but now everything amuses you

I wish I wasn't so dyslexic or retarded at times

~Bex

Author:  [SpA]TheWeirdo [ 17 Jun 2007, 15:34 ]
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Granted, you are'nt so dyslexic and retarded some times, now your always retarded and that-other-thing-i-dont-know-what-means!!

I wish i dindt find mute sexually attractive :oops:

Author:  [SpA]wankin [ 18 Jun 2007, 01:51 ]
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Granted you dont find mute attractive but now you find 80+ year old men attractive

I Wish I had a life

Author:  [SpA]th3-mute [ 18 Jun 2007, 08:00 ]
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Granted, but unfortunately it's someone elses. Little Johnny the Orphan with Terminal Leukemia. You have 2 weeks to live, but the illness is so bad aswell, that you're bed ridden and nearly blind from the nerve endings in your whole body dying.

I wish that I had my new GFX card NOW!

Author:  Beserker [ 17 Nov 2007, 14:37 ]
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You get your card but it overheats and causes your computer to explode.

I wish that I could instantly level a character to 70 on WoW without having to join a private/test server. :roll:

Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 17 Nov 2007, 14:59 ]
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Wish Granted, but its on a rubbish server with only one otehr player, called joe.

I wish this topic was a constant topic which everyone loves.

Author:  Beserker [ 17 Nov 2007, 15:14 ]
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It becomes that, but anyone who enters here is stuck for eternity and if you try to leave you die.

I wish for it to rain everyday without it flooding.

Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 17 Nov 2007, 15:25 ]
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Granted it rains everday and it doesnt flood, but its fucking raining everyday >.> how shitty is that?!

I wish my hair would cut itself good.

Author:  Beserker [ 17 Nov 2007, 17:38 ]
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It cuts it's self "too" good and cuts off your scalp and head.

Author:  SonicFusion [ 17 Nov 2007, 17:42 ]
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You didnt add another wish so ill start one

I wish that every gamer in the world plays TF2

Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 17 Nov 2007, 19:35 ]
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They do, but all the servers are lagtastic because they cant cope.

I wish that My hairdresser wasnt drunk earlier and I could turn back time.

Author:  SonicFusion [ 17 Nov 2007, 20:27 ]
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GRANTED! But although she wasnt drunk she was high, and you went back in time 2000 years

I wish the world was made of rubber

Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 17 Nov 2007, 22:44 ]
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Granted, but your rubber intolerant, making your life a daily hell

I wish that I could be manly and buff.

Author:  [SpA]Bucky [ 19 Nov 2007, 13:46 ]
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Granted, but you have to indulge masses of ubermass and this becomes an addiction to you, you'll get a notation in the guinness book of world records as world's largest man with a diameter of 4 meters!

I wish i could lick my balls like a dog!

Author:  SonicFusion [ 19 Nov 2007, 13:51 ]
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Granted but as you keep doing it your sac splits and your balls fall to the floor!

I wish i could drive a Ferrari

Author:  [SpA]th3-mute [ 19 Nov 2007, 21:35 ]
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you can, but only by using your feet on the wheels with your head down by the pedals and an alaborate mirror to see where you're going (only in reverse i might add, due to the mirror count being not quite enough to add 1 more and go forwards instead), thus making you look both 1) unseen and unrecognised, and 2) like a tit.

i wish i would use capitals more often...

Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 19 Nov 2007, 23:19 ]
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Granted, But you use them too much and break your caps lock AND shift :O Meaning you can never do it again.

I wish I could smell the letter R.

Author:  SonicFusion [ 20 Nov 2007, 11:01 ]
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You can but you can also smell the letter F and all you smell is shit!

I wish i had a beer right now

Author:  Beserker [ 20 Nov 2007, 16:54 ]
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You have a beer but it is full of sharp nails and salt, and if you try to drink it you will be in severe pain.

I wish that the message under SpecialAttack.net made more sense.

Author:  SonicFusion [ 21 Nov 2007, 12:46 ]
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Granted! It makes so much sense to you that you turn into a monk and go off to study at a church!

I wish that it would snow here.

Author:  [SpA]Bucky [ 21 Nov 2007, 12:52 ]
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It does,
but as you have developped a nasty cough you'll cough yourself to death this winter
I wish sonicfusion would survive the snowy winter!

Author:  SonicFusion [ 21 Nov 2007, 13:12 ]
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Granted! I do but i seem to have misplaced my toes

I wish bucky would change his scary avatar!

Author:  Beserker [ 21 Nov 2007, 16:56 ]
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He does, but he changes it to something scarier and you soil your pants.

I wish that TF2 had a new class called Assassin, like a scout but only uses powerful melee weapons.

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