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Author:  [SpA]CrackHead [ 27 May 2011, 06:49 ]
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Screw this, im going to bed. You better make this up to me falconhoof or im going to rape jester. And make you aquuianted with Big John -.-

Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 27 May 2011, 06:50 ]
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No! You are dead.

Time for another caller. I am Falconhoof and I shall be your guide on your quest.

What is your name, Traveler?

Author:  [SpA]CrackHead [ 27 May 2011, 06:52 ]
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OW shit, now you've done it. Im going to make you anally bleed out of ur arse and DICK.... im going to cut off ur balls and forcefeed em to YOU!


I DEMAND A REFUND OR I WILL FIND YOU AND FUCKING RAPE YOUR DOG AND KIDNAP YOUR WIFE!

Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 27 May 2011, 06:52 ]
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[SpA]CrackHead wrote:
OW shit, now you've done it. Im going to make you anally bleed out of ur arse and DICK.... im going to cut off ur balls and forcefeed em to YOU!


I DEMAND A REFUND OR I WILL FIND YOU AND FUCKING RAPE YOUR DOG AND KIDNAP YOUR WIFE!
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Author:  [SpA]CrackHead [ 27 May 2011, 06:54 ]
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YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!

You fucking D&D nerd, im going to teach baboons to rape her and then im going to burn her!

Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 27 May 2011, 06:54 ]
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[SpA]CrackHead wrote:
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!

You fucking D&D nerd, im going to teach baboons to rape her and then im going to burn her!
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Author:  [SpA]CrackHead [ 27 May 2011, 06:56 ]
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I'm going to ow so make you regret for cheating.... im going... im.. im..... im..... out of ideas.... screw you, im going to bed.

Author:  [SpA]BAM [ 27 May 2011, 08:57 ]
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W T F ? ? ?

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 27 May 2011, 09:52 ]
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[SpA]CrackHead wrote:
Now get on with it you minimum wage earning gay elf looking wannabee cool looking high school reject -.-
:demm: that made my morning!

Author:  OneYankeeRebel [ 27 May 2011, 10:07 ]
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LMAO

I can no more believe I sat through this than I can that movie on the Canadian channel CBWT. Granted, there was a scene where a psycho succubus was in a bathtub on top of a corpse feeding on it, with blood dripping down her naked breasts. It was a French movie with English dubbed in, and, well, we all know how that goes.

It simply can not get any worse so I'll go to bed now.

Author:  annarack [ 27 May 2011, 12:13 ]
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aw you guys :hug: :demm:

Author:  [SpA]Minimoose! [ 27 May 2011, 12:30 ]
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:ugly:

Author:  [SpA]Ivanosauros [ 27 May 2011, 12:30 ]
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I'll have a turn!

Author:  [SpA]CrackHead [ 27 May 2011, 13:27 ]
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Ivanosauros wrote:
I'll have a turn!
Thats what she said :)

We had nothing else to do :P so we just started improvising and dicking around :P

Author:  [SpA]Ivanosauros [ 27 May 2011, 13:30 ]
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[SpA]CrackHead wrote:
Ivanosauros wrote:
I'll have a turn!
Thats what she said :)

We had nothing else to do :P so we just started improvising and dicking around :P
I thought that was kinda sorta the point.

Author:  [SpA]CrackHead [ 27 May 2011, 13:33 ]
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Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 27 May 2011, 13:38 ]
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Time for another caller. I am Falconhoof and I shall be your guide on your quest.

What is your name, Traveler?

Author:  [SpA]Dekar [ 27 May 2011, 14:53 ]
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Zoosmell Pooplord!

Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 27 May 2011, 15:34 ]
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Greetings, Zoosmell Pooplord. Are you ready to begin your quest?

Author:  annarack [ 27 May 2011, 16:00 ]
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Oh goody, another quest to follow... where's my popcorn?

Author:  [SpA]Dekar [ 27 May 2011, 18:39 ]
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Aye!

Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 27 May 2011, 18:58 ]
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You wake up on a beach.

There is a forest to the north. The sea is to the south and to the east and west is more beach. There is a banana next to you.

Author:  [SpA]Dekar [ 27 May 2011, 22:54 ]
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Eat the banana, then go towards the forest and slip on the banana peel you threw away.

Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 27 May 2011, 22:59 ]
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You land face first in the sand. You get up and walk into the forest. In the forest you see an angry looking monkey.

Author:  [SpA]Dekar [ 28 May 2011, 01:16 ]
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Get monkey.

Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 28 May 2011, 01:17 ]
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You cannot get the monkey.

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Author:  [SpA]Minimoose! [ 28 May 2011, 02:24 ]
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The End :ugly:

Author:  [SpA]cardboard [ 28 May 2011, 08:34 ]
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Fuck monkey.

Author:  [SpA]Dekar [ 28 May 2011, 09:13 ]
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Throw banana peel at monkey.

Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 28 May 2011, 13:33 ]
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The monkey gets annoyed and starts slapping you around with a large trout.

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