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Author: | [SpA]Blackhawk [ 05 Apr 2009, 18:10 ] |
Post subject: | Re: http://omegle.com/ |
Some things have to be said twice! |
Author: | Sarge [ 05 Apr 2009, 18:30 ] |
Post subject: | Re: http://omegle.com/ |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ho You: mommy? Stranger: yea Stranger: we need to talk young lady! You: Its a guy... anyways... last time i checked i was Stranger: but now you have to be girl! Stranger: its time to grow up young ladie! You: Can i put my finger up ur ass then? Stranger: Ok. You: ow... its pretty large.... how about 3 fingers? Stranger: how about all hand? You: lemme try You: almost... Stranger: im gay. Stranger: lol You: ow god... You: ]zit fits Stranger: hahahaha You: GIVE ME MY ARM BACK \ Stranger: no Stranger: suck my cock You: ur like a black hole Your conversational partner has disconnected |
Author: | [SpA]Baal Kagan [ 05 Apr 2009, 18:33 ] |
Post subject: | Re: http://omegle.com/ |
LAWL~ ![]() |
Author: | [SpA]Minimoose! [ 05 Apr 2009, 19:40 ] |
Post subject: | Re: http://omegle.com/ |
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Author: | Sarge [ 05 Apr 2009, 19:41 ] |
Post subject: | Re: http://omegle.com/ |
Same guy did that 2 me too. |
Author: | [SpA]Minimoose! [ 05 Apr 2009, 19:59 ] |
Post subject: | Re: http://omegle.com/ |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ill leave you to do the talking You: fire away! Stranger: O_O You: yeah!... Stranger: One-sided conversations are no fun You: i will add my extreme intellect You: to the exchange of words You: between us fine gentlemen You: if your male Stranger: Nope...female. You: everyone seems to be female... Stranger: is that bad? You: something seems to be fishy about this site You: and it isn't the smell of a vagina I'm so bored xD Stranger: hello You: yo dawg Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Author: | [SpA]CrackHead [ 06 Apr 2009, 10:24 ] |
Post subject: | Re: http://omegle.com/ |
i tried 2 a psychotic... i got caught ![]() Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey little girl, want some candy? Stranger: yeah Stranger: wut kind? You: come closer and have look for urself Stranger: what am i lookin at You: its in my pocket Stranger: okie Stranger: i don't see anything You: ok, u like it? You: u sure? o.O You: its right in there Stranger: theres nothign there You: ow, Stranger: liar liar You: i seem 2 be all out Stranger: pants on fire You: want 2 come 2 my unmarked van and see if i got some more in there? Stranger: umm ok You: come on, this way Stranger: ok You: "opens back door of creepy bloodstained van" Stranger: cool You: get in then Stranger: ok You: "closes door" Stranger: so where is my candy You: "laughs diabolicy" Stranger: wheres my candy You: ow You: its right there You: srry, door closed it self Stranger: gimmie You: "opens a box of gummybears" You: here you go Stranger: sweet... You: i got some more boxes here You: u want some twix? You: or mars? Stranger: yum Stranger: both You: here you go Stranger: yay You: now, what have you learned? Stranger: i like candy You: "puts a shotgun on the little girls head" You: now what have you learned? Stranger: …………………………………………„„-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-„„ …………………………………….„-^*''::::::::::„„„-~-„„~-*-„„-^*~~-„„ ………………………………..„-^*''::::„„„-::::„„-~~-„„::~-„„::::/:::-~^:*^-„ …………………………….„-*':::::::::„-^*::-„„:::~-„„::-„:::/::„„„„-~:::::'\ ………………………….../::::::::„-~^^::::^~-„:*-„:::|:„-*-„/„:::::::::::„„-::'\ …………………………../::::::::/::-~~-„„::-„::'\::|„„-*' . . . . *-„::::„„„-~^:::| ………………………….|::::::::~~-„„____„„„-~^* . . . . . . . . *-„:::::::-„\:| ………………………….|:::::„-^*''¯ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'\::::^-„:-„\ ………………………….|::::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'|::::~-„„:'| …………………………..\:::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \:::~-„„„:| ……………………………\::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\:::::::„-'„ …………………………….*-| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . „„-~~~~-„„ . . .'\::::/ /''\'\ ……………………………...-| . „„-~~~~-„ . . . . „-*„-^*''o¯¯'''''*' . . . \:/ / . | | ……………………………...'\| .*^^*'''¯o¯'''*-„ . . . ,''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . | .\*-„ '| …………………………….....| . *^~~-~^*'' .| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .| ./-~./ ……………………………….\'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| . . /' ………………………………...| . . . . . . .„- ' . . . .*^„ . . . . . . . . . . '|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.. …………………………………*-„ . . . . . \„-„„_„„-^^-* . . . . . . . . . . .'| ........Why don't you have a seat over there ……………………………………\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '| …………………………………….'\ . . . „„_„„-~--~^*''''''. . . . . . . . . / .\ ……………………………………...\ . . . .''*^~~~^^* . . . . . . . . . '/ . . \-„-„ ……………………………………….''-„ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .„-* . . . | . \''*-„„ ………………………………………….*-„ . . . . . . . . . . . . „„-^'' . . . . / . . '\;;;;*^-„„ …………………………………………....|*^-„„ . . . . . . .„„-*' . . . . . ./' . . . .|;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^~-„„_ ……………………………………….„„-^*'|\ . . ¯''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . .„-* . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;¯'''*^~-„„_ ………………………………..„„„-^*'';;;;;;;;| *-„ . . . . . . . . . . . „-*'' . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^-„„ …………………………„„-^*''¯;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;|\ . .*-„„ . . . . . . .„-*' . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*^ ~-„„ ……………………„„-^*';;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;'|.\ . . . *^~-„„„„-^*' . . . . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Stranger: Please, don't be startled. You: wtf You: SHE WAS SEDUCING ME! Stranger: Tell me, what are you doing seducing little girls in an online chat room? You: NOOOOOOOOOOO You: its a setup Stranger: Good, you can watch yourself on it now, from behind bars. You: no You: u dont have it on tape You: i ate it Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Author: | Sarge [ 06 Apr 2009, 10:46 ] |
Post subject: | Re: http://omegle.com/ |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I'm a dragon. ROAR You: hello You: me a tiger You: grrrrrrrrr Stranger: with stripes? You: no no stripes You: just colours Stranger: What's your favourite food? Stranger: i see. You: chinese Stranger: My favourite is escargot. You: nice You: snails Stranger: YUMMMMMMM You: hhhhm You: escargot Stranger: do you have any pets? You: yes cat You: u Stranger: i have a pet human You: yes You: hippie's in my basement Stranger: chained up? You: yes Your conversational partner has disconnected. Code:
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Author: | Sarge [ 09 Apr 2009, 01:44 ] |
Post subject: | Re: http://omegle.com/ |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: u'r an inspiration for birthcontrol Stranger: yes yes i am You: my balls are itching for your love Stranger: u should get those crabs checked out by a doctor You: no everytime i see you they start acting like cannibals becuase they hunger for your love for them Stranger: hot You: wanna see my magic stick its magical Stranger: tell me about it You: come closer! Stranger: i am Stranger: !!! You: if u suck on it really hard something magical will come out of it Stranger: hahaha gotta love 12 year olds You: how old are ya Stranger: ![]() Stranger: 18 You: and for the record i aint 12 Stranger: hahaha sure you aint ![]() You: yep You: misa 19 You: aint got nothing to do free from work 2morrow Stranger: misa? You: so yeah You: misa means me Stranger: ahh i see Stranger: how old r u? You: so how you doing You: 19 Stranger: old ha Stranger: u said that already Stranger: i need to stop drinking so much ![]() You: hahahaha same here Stranger: haha You: only brooze or some weed in between Stranger: sweet Stranger: where u from? You: misa is the ganja master You: dutchman Stranger: i see i see You: u Stranger: america You: nice Stranger: haha i bet u disconnet now You: nope You: why should i You: i aint racist Stranger: i guess not You: just trying to have a normal conversation You: with some joke's inbetween Stranger: well you came to the right place Stranger: stanger You: how do you know my name Stranger: r* Stranger: wild guess Stranger: ha You: u pshycic Stranger: that to You: whats my starsigns Stranger: um taurus? You: nope Stranger: ur lying You: sagitaurus Stranger: im psycic Stranger: theres no way im wrong You: i am a bowman Stranger: not a bull i see You: nope sorry wrong for the first time You: u know why Stranger: why? You: i am pshycic 2 Stranger: wow well this must be fate You: yes it is You: this is all a dream neo Stranger: ha Stranger: i did take a blue pill today... Stranger: ![]() You: if u take the blue pill u will die in 10 days Stranger: ohho ![]() You: but if u take the red pill u will check how far your rabbit hole goes Stranger: then i took the red pill Stranger: my mistake You: so i did check your rabbit hole Stranger: oh boy did you ever You: my god it was humangous and i found a dead fish in there Stranger: srry bout that You: it was like a black hole wouldn't stop pulling my arm in You: i was like screaming for an half hour Stranger: must have been horrible You: ow god! ow god! dear lord Stranger: :O You: aw jesus Stranger: aw jesus what Stranger: ? You: screaming aw jesus lord help me!!!! Stranger: ur strange Stranger: no mean to be mean Stranger: just sayin You: u male . female . biseksuall . shemale . or something i never have seen before Stranger: all female You: damn ow lord i thank thee for such a fine woman amen!!! You: can we get an amen brothers You: AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: amen! You: ow lordy lord Stranger: sweet jesus You: mamma teressa Stranger: haha i must go now You: but serious what time is it at your place Stranger: i shall never talk to you again You: hahahahaha u'r choice Stranger: but this brife moment was magical Stranger: i cant stay on forever You: treu You: well been nice talking to ya Stranger: theres a real world out there somewhere Stranger: and you to Stranger: now go smoke ya weed You: well hope our paths cross once more Stranger: ill look you ur names stranger right? You: yep with a capitale S Stranger: okay mine is you You: ok Stranger: ha You: well cya around Stranger: cya You: bye bye You: mommy Stranger: BYE STRANGER! Stranger: YOU HAVE CHAGED MY LIFE! You: bye jesus will miss you Stranger: thats what ur right hands for You: my natasha Stranger: yup yup You: is always here for me * right hand of course* Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: im glad uv name ur right hand You: i know Stranger: you to have some fun now ![]() You: ok You: u 2 Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Code:
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Author: | DrMcMoist [ 17 Apr 2009, 14:03 ] |
Post subject: | Re: http://omegle.com/ |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Slam dunk da funk You: And put it up You: If you've got that feelin' Stranger: i have a feeling up my arse You: Why does everything have to be about sex with you people? Stranger: because gay people only think about sex You: You're a lesbian? Stranger: why do you get the impression im a lesbian? You: Cause you're a girl? Stranger: says whom? You: Are you NOT a girl? Stranger: do you have a penis? You: God yeah You: And then some! Stranger: oh ok Stranger: how long are you? You: That's personal Stranger: oh sorry You: Hey, don't worry about it Stranger: what postion in sex do you like best? You: Doggy :3 You: Woof woof Stranger: nice ![]() You: I thought so Stranger: eva had a bj? You: Of course Stranger: from a girl? You: No, from myself You: I'm extremely flexible Stranger: yeah a lot of people actually like that You: I know I do You: I love it when I do that Stranger: yeah You: Although I can be such a tease ![]() Stranger: would you freak out if a guy gave you head? You: I would freak out if a guy gave me A head Stranger: ok Stranger: can i ask why? You: Well he's clearly murdered somebody, decapitated them then handed me their head. Do I have to spell it out for you? Stranger: ok Stranger: would you freak out if a guy have you a blow job? You: Nah You: I tend to go with the flow Stranger: why? You: Although it might be awkward after I'd emptied my balls You: What do you mean why? You: Why isn't an appropriate follow up to what I said You: WHY do I tend to go with the flow? Stranger: well wouldnt you think its weird? Stranger: ok then lol Stranger: would you fuck a guy? You: When? Stranger: iunno if one either suduced you or made you drunk enough, would you have sex with him? You: Hey, if somebody is buying me drinks they could shove a traffic cone up my ass Stranger: lol Stranger: how much would you have to be paid to suck a penis? You: 20,000 francs Stranger: and how much would you be paid to put ur penis into another guys ass Stranger: ? You: Oh I'd do that for free Stranger: why? You: Just to see the look on his face >:D Stranger: lol Stranger: would it be a bad look or a good look? You: It would be like :O You: But also a little like ![]() You: And maybe a little bit ![]() Stranger: lol it would be =D You: ![]() Stranger: lol Stranger: are you gay? You: No You: Why, do I come across as gay? Stranger: oh ok Stranger: sorry Stranger: no You: Thank God You: *Phew* Your conversational partner has disconnected. ________ Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, wanna talk dirty with me? You: Do I!!!??? You: Let's go! Stranger: asl? You: 24 m Scotland ![]() Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Author: | [SpA]CrackHead [ 17 Apr 2009, 22:41 ] |
Post subject: | Re: http://omegle.com/ |
Ow god.. epic stuff m8 |
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