Hey, when I go out partying, I want my cock to shine just as much as me!
Get an LED on your piercing. Pull out your trousers in a dark club and everyone will see the glow.
I've made a bet with my friends that I'll buy a 50 inch Samsung LED Ultra Thin TV.
Make donations and leave your name so I can fantasise about you while I masturbate.
Paypal address please.
I might be an asshole, and a preteen-fucker, but I'm not a guy that would steal my friends money to buy myself a TV.

He's not stealing he just cheekily asked for it.
