Simimoose has lost his great hope of financial security and comfortable furnishings now that Ex-Prego has shunned his advances. Now, desperate to live a luxurious pampered lifestyle, he has to pull himself back up and find a new rich single woman to prey... *ahem* court. With time running out though, and finances seriously dwindling, Simimoose will need to act fast if he doesn't want to become destitute and alone. First thing he will do is take matters into his own hands and fix the broken shower. He won't find a new woman to take care of him if he smells like crusty old knob cheese.
He is surprised to find that a new Maid has dropped by and she is smokin' hot. So although there is no way she will have the money to give him a good lifestyle, she's still a piece of ass AND she's already wearing a Maid's outfit. He is a little embarrassed however that he doesn't have the money to pay her for a days work though.
So he gets back to fixing the shower. And with a little elbow grease he actually pulls it off, and so hops in for a nice refreshing wash. The fact he actually did it boosts Simimoose's confidence, and soon he is believing he can nab any old bird with too much cash.
On exiting the shower Simi is surprised to see the Maid hasn't left though and instead is watching TV in the living room. He is about to make his move when...
...He gets a call from Claire Ursine a.k.a Ex-Prego! She wants to talk... Which means Simimoose still has a chance. They chat for a bit then Simimoose hangs up. Everything seems to be turning around. He won't have to lay foundations with any new women and can hopefully get into Ex-Prego's house by the end of the week. No need to rush now though, she has shown that she is still interested. Simimoose will just stay home with the Maid today, and tomorrow he will make his ultimate move.
So Simi and the Maid get to talking for a while in the bathroom, then Simmy Black comes home from his first day of being a Criminal. Glad to see the shower is fixed without any expenditure on his part he immediately demands Simimoose and the Maid vacate the bathroom. And of course, being an Evil c**t, he doesn't even thank Simimoose for his handyman like endeavours.
As the evening progresses Simimoose charms the Maid and gives her sensual massages.
Simmy Black eats some waffles. I think they might be leftover victory waffles from when he whooped that old guys ass the night before.
Simimoose evacuates his bladder some.
Then he has some victory waffles while Simmy screams at the Maid for some reason.
I guess he's not too fond of her. But then again, who is he fond of?
Simmy makes his move and starts macking on the Maid.
They do this a lot... Simmy tries not to seem uncomfortable by watching some TV.
And so the day is over. With Simimoose back in the game with Ex-Prego and Simmy holding down a job as a Criminal, things are looking up for the two.
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The next day, Simmy has an hour before he has to go to work, so he decides to pop across the street and meet one of the new neighbours.
His name is Sim-Dul, and he is without any shadow of a doubt, the most perverse monster of a man that Simmy has ever seen.
Since he doesn't have much time before he has to leave, he decides get straight to the assholery by kicking over Sim-Dul's trash can. He then jumps in a taxi and leaves Sim-Dul to groove on THAT!
Meanwhile, Simimoose has woken up and he is planning on how to win the heart and bank account of Ex-Prego. A plan that.... possibly involves a lamp.......... Possibly. Women do like lamps. This much he is sure of. Maybe she'd like this lamp in front of him? Nah probably not... It's a bit cheap. And plus it's part of a bedside set... To separate them would certainly have an impact on the decor and ambience of the room......
So springing into action, Simimoose does his morning workout. Healthy body, healthy mind. And he'll need to be on his toes mentally if he is to succeed.
Oh no. The Maid. Simimoose should have known that it wasn't wise to mess around with a woman who comes to your house everyday. She seems to be ignoring him. Maybe she realises how stupid it was too. Simimoose can't afford to hold back with Ex-Prego anymore. The Maid is hot but she's certainly not rich! Quickly stopping his workout he...
...Jumps into a shower. She won't come into the bathroom while he's there and he can avoid any awkwardness.
Unable to pay her for yet another days work though, and clearly unwilling to pay for her services in other ways, the Maid decides to steal the PC and the PC desk. I mean... Christ knows where she stashed it all but she did. And now it's gone.
Seriously though... Where is it all? Do her legs look farther apart than they were before?
Simimoose is not concerned about the PC and the desk though. That was Simmy's crap and Simi would be out of that house soon if everything went to plan anyway. So he shovelled down a hearty lunch of.... Waffles. Again. And then sets off to Ex-Prego's house.
When Simi arrives, he is surprised how happy Ex-Prego is too see him. He is not complaining though. He can smell the home cooked meals already. True to form, Ex-Prego has left her kid just sitting on the porch next to them...
...And yes. It is bloody annoying when you're trying to get a back rub and some baby nearby won't shut the hell up!
Simimoose hits a breakthrough. A kiss from Ex-Pre.... Seriously. Could somebody shut that fucking baby up!?
Yeah I'd be pissed off too if I had to look after some crying kid all the time. Go on Baby, do one!
After the crying stops however, and a few hours pass, Simimoose decides to take the plunge and ask if he can stay the night. Ex-Prego says yes.
Back at the house, Simmy Black has awoken from his Evil Nap and decides to visit the woman across the street. She must have been some kind of heinous slut to have been banging that old man but he was willing to give her another chance.
The two have only been dancing for about 2 minutes though when Simmy spots a different guy coming out of her toilet.
Having had enough of this woman and her deceit, Simmy decides just to wail on the guy straight away, regardless of how she feels about that.
He then decides to go next door and see how Sim-Dul liked him kicking over his trash can that morning.
He didn't like it.
So Simmy returns home to go back to sleep, comfortable in his role as neighbourhood wanker.
At Ex-Prego's House, Simimoose is finally getting what he wanted. He's allowed to eat her food and sleep in her bed. He could be very happy here, but inside he feels a conflict rising.
She may have money but she sure as shit isn't much to look at. Not to mention the fact she's a fairly terrible mother. And why can't Simimoose stop thinking about the Maid and her hot Maid outfit? Why? Why can't he stop thinking about her? Oh, and there's the fact this woman might be a Mob Boss of some description. Although there's really been no evidence of that...
Still. It's nice to have to eat Waffles anymore...
...And sleep in a bed every night. Still. Simimoose can't help but have this niggling feeling that he's making a terrible mistake. Tune in next time to see if he moves in with Ex-Prego or not on 'The House That SpA Built'
And yes... Ex-Prego did leave her kid downstairs all night while she slept.
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