Mom or dad? ;D
Mum.
[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
Chemical castration or a chemical bath?
Chemical bath. I'd like to keep my junk in working order thanks.
* What was the happiest moment of your life? The saddest?
* Who was the most important person in your life? Can you tell me about him or her?
* Who has been the biggest influence on your life? What lessons did that person teach you?
* Who has been the kindest to you in your life?
* What are the most important lessons you’ve learned in life?
* What is your earliest memory?
* Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along to me?
* What are you proudest of in your life?
* When in life have you felt most alone?
* How has your life been different than what you’d imagined?
* How would you like to be remembered?
* Do you have any regrets?
* What does your future hold?
* Is there anything that you’ve never told me but want to tell me now?
* Is there something about me that you’ve always wanted to know but have never asked?
* What is your first memory of me?
* Was there a time when you didn’t like me?
* What makes us such good friends?
* How would you describe me? How would you describe yourself?
* Where will we be in 10 years? 20 years?
* Do you think we’ll ever lose touch with each other?
* Is there anything that you’ve always wanted to tell me but haven’t?
* Where did you grow up?
* What was your childhood like?
* Who were your favorite relatives?
* Do you remember any of the stories they used to tell you?
* How did you and grandma/grandpa meet?
* What was my mom/dad like growing up?
* Do you remember any songs that you used to sing to her/him? Can you sing them now?
* Was she/he well-behaved?
* What is the worst thing she/he ever did?
* What were your parents like?
* What were your grandparents like?
* How would you like to be remembered?
* Are you proud of me?
* When did you first find out that you’d be a parent? How did you feel?
* Can you describe the moment when you saw your child for the first time?
* How has being a parent changed you?
* What are your dreams for your children?
* Do you remember when your last child left home for good?
* Do you have any favorite stories about your kids?
* Do you remember what was going through your head when you first saw me?
* How did you choose my name?
* What was I like as a baby? As a young child?
* Do you remember any of the songs you used to sing to me? Can you sing them now?
* What were my siblings like?
What were the hardest moments you had when I was growing up?
* If you could do everything again, would you raise me differently?
* What advice would you give me about raising my own kids?
* What are your dreams for me?
* How did you meet mom/dad?
* Are you proud of me?
* When and where were you born?
* Where did you grow up?
* What was it like?
* Who were your parents?
* What were your parents like?
* How was your relationship with your parents?
* Did you get into trouble? What was the worst thing you did?
* Do you have any siblings? What were they like growing up?
* What did you look like?
* How would you describe yourself as a child? Were you happy?
* What is your best memory of childhood? Worst?
* Did you have a nickname? How’d you get it?
* Who were your best friends? What were they like?
* How would you describe a perfect day when you were young?
* What did you think your life would be like when you were older?
* Do you have any favorite stories from your childhood?
* Did you enjoy school?
* What kind of student were you?
* What would you do for fun?
* How would your classmates remember you?
* Are you still friends with anyone from that time in your life?
* What are your best memories of grade school/high school/college/graduate school? Worst memories?
* Was there a teacher or teachers who had a particularly strong influence on your life? Tell me about them.
* Do you have any favorite stories from school?
* Do you have a love of your life?
* When did you first fall in love?
* Can you tell me about your first kiss?
* What was your first serious relationship?
* Do you believe in love at first sight?
* Do you ever think about previous lovers?
* What lessons have you learned from your relationships?
* How did you meet your husband/wife?
* How did you know he/she was “the one�
* How did you propose?
* What were the best times? The most difficult times?
* Did you ever think of getting divorced?
* Did you ever get divorced? Can you tell me about it?
* What advice do you have for young couples?
* Do you have any favorite stories from your marriage or about your husband/wife?
* What do you do for a living?
* Tell me about how you got into your line of work.
* Do you like your job?
* What did you think you were going to be when you grew up?
* What did you want to be when you grew up?
* What lessons has your work life taught you?
* If you could do anything now, what would you do? Why?
* Do you plan on retiring? If so, when? How do you feel about it?
* Do you have any favorite stories from your work life?
* Can you tell me about your religious beliefs/spiritual beliefs? What is your religion?
* Have you experienced any miracles?
* What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
* Do you believe in God?
* Do you believe in the after-life? What do you think it will be like?
* When you meet God, what do you want to say to Him?
* Can you tell me about your illness?
* Do you think about dying? Are you scared?
* How do you imagine your death?
* Do you believe in an after-life?
* Do you regret anything?
* Do you look at your life differently now than before you were diagnosed?
* Do you have any last wishes?
* If you were to give advice to me or my children, or even children to come in our family, what would it be?
* What have you learned from life? The most important things?
* Has this illness changed you? What have you learned?
* How do you want to be remembered?
* What is your ethnic background?
* Where is your mom’s family from? Where is your dad’s family from?
* Have you ever been there? What was that experience like?
* What traditions have been passed down in your family?
* Who were your favorite relatives?
* Do you remember any of the stories they used to tell you?
* What are the classic family stories? Jokes? Songs?
* Were you in the military?
* Did you go to war? What was it like?
* How did war change you?
* During your service, can you recall times when you were afraid?
* What are your strongest memories from your time in the military?
* What lessons did you learn from this time in your life?
* What has helped you the most in your grief?
* What are the hardest times?
· The happiest was when I learned to ride a bike. The saddest is when that bike was stolen (I’m not even kidding)
· Ach, I’ve never been crazy about that those sort of bonds, but for the sake of answering I’ll say my Mum. And there’s not a lot to say really. She’s always been a good laugh so that’s good enough for me.
· I think Indiana Jones is a pretty cool guy. Eh punches nazi’s and doesn’t afraid of anything.
· Kizron bought me Prototype once. That was pretty kind.
· Don’t eat yellow snow.
· Eating yellow snow.
· Aye, don’t eat yellow snow.
· I’m pretty proud of the fact that I can’t relate to psychopaths and rapists. That must mean I’m normal, right? J
· The time I feel most alone, is ten minutes after I’ve masturbated. True story. Alone and hungry.
· I always thought I’d own a dog when I was a kid, yet now that I’m a man, I have no desire to ever get one.
· I’d like to die doing something heroic. Like saving a toddler from an oncoming bus, or burning down the Vatican. I’d probably get killed during but I’m fairly certain I’d be remembered. Whether that’s a good or bad thing remains to be seen.
· Yes.
· A lot of ten-minute loneliness sessions, followed by chicken sandwiches.
· I like turtles.
· Did you smoke cigarettes before you smoked weed, or vice versa?
· I was playing 2Fort and had alt tabbed, or you had alt tabbed. I was killing you, and you couldn’t see me (Obviously) This was way back when Team Fortress 2 was still in it’s infancy so I was completely unsure of what was going on. Was funny though.
· Nope.
· A mutual distrust of organised religion and corporations
· As a Dutch stoner. As a Scottish non-stoner.
· Fuck knows. Where did you get these questions?
· I think it’s inevitable I will lose touch with everybody eventually.
· OK I lied, I don’t like turtles.
· In Scotland.
· Filled with half bricks and digital dreams.
· My cousins probably.
· My older cousin told me once that if I ate butter, I’d get tapeworms and die. I didn’t eat butter for a while.
· Huh?
· How the hell am I supposed to know?
· What, to your grandpa? I’ve never sung songs to your grandpa. But if I did, I’d probably go for ‘Electric Avenue’ by Eddy Grant.
· Was who well behaved?
· Aye, they were alright. My Dad was pretty angry and my Mum was pretty drunk.
· Aye they were alright. My Grandad was pretty angry and my Gran was pretty drunk.
· Didn’t you already ask me this?
· Sure, I think you’ve done just swell.
· I’ve never found out I was gonna be a parent. If I did though my reaction would probably be ‘FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
· Nope. I really can’t. Although I imagine it might be something along the lines of ‘FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
· It reminds me of the old adage; don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.
· To grow up and get the hell away from me.
· Uh… No?
· Yeah. My favourite story of all is; Once upon a time, I didn’t have any kids, so stop asking all these weird questions.
· Haha. Not really. I think I was coming back from the toilet… At first I thought you might be Sonny Black, but then I realised who you were.
· What is this, a questionnaire for children to give to their parents? Damn it Saint, I thought you’d thought long and hard about this…
· Dutch.
· Ja Bitte, ja ja ja ja bitte, ja bitte, SCHNELL!!!
· I dunno, I’ve never met em’. Greasy says you have a hot sister though so… You have a hot sister.
· I couldn’t say umbrella. I used to say umblella. It was a source of great shame for me, although I was only about four or some shit, so maybe I was being a bit too hard on myself.
· Aren’t we roughly the same age? That would be well odd, if I was raising you.
· Rest assured that any advice I give you on child rearing, is the wrong advice.
· Live in a plantation on a Thai island, growing weed and soaking up the rays.
· My Mum and Dad? They birthed me. It wasn’t a chance meeting.
· In a hospital. That’s how we did it back in the day.
· Scotland. Jees.
· Didn’t I already answer this question?
· Who were they? Soviet spies sent into deep cover to unearth state secrets and hand the upper hand over to the Motherland!
· They would often swig vodka and spit on the ideals of the Capitalist pigs who would eventually bring the World to its knees. Greed and corruption were real bugbears of theirs but I quite liked it. You couldn’t buy Scaletrix in Soviet Moscow. You could barely buy Monopoly ffs.
· Sometimes good, sometimes bad.
· Yeah, I got into trouble daily. I once locked three kids inside a shed who I had been fighting with, then my Mum picked me up to take me home and I neglected to till the kids Mum they were in there. Apparently they were in there for a while. It was funny until I felt my parent’s wrath. And then it was funny again when my face stopped being sore.
· Yeah, I have an older brother and a younger sister. Growing up, one was taller than me, and one was shorter. Have a guess, which was which.
· Like a shorter, younger version of what I look like now.
· I wasn’t unhappy.
· It sounds pretty lame, but playing Quackshot on the Sega Megadrive was a source of joy for me as a child. My worst is probably when my Megadrive got taken away cause I was getting in to too many fights at school.
· People just called me by my surname. Scottish kids aren’t especially imaginative. We all called each other by our surnames.
· Well I’d tell you my best friends name, but I doubt you know him. And he was all right. We used to go to the football and stuff. Couple of funny stories about that actually.
· There was a place my Gran used to take us as kids. It was a caravan site, and most of my happiest childhood memories happened there.
· I dunno. I never really though about shit like that, although I kinda wish I had now.
· Not really.
· Oh hell no.
· A fucking bad one.
· Ditch school.
· I couldn’t care less. Most of them were wanks anyway.
· Not really. I see some of them in the pub from time to time, but I wouldn’t exactly invite them over for a spoon and some microwave able popcorn.
· Yeah, leaving the place when I was 16. And the worst, pretty much all the time spent in school up until that day.
· Yeah, I had an English teacher that taught me not to grow up and be a fucking TINY LITTLE DINOSAUR ARMS to people, cause it’s not particularly endearing. Unfortunately, it probably happened anyway.
· No.
· Aye.
· With this person, or when did I first fall in love? Uh… I dunno. When I was 15 maybe? I could give you the details but… Nah.
· Yeah. It was wet and there were tongues involved.
· A fucking disaster.
· Yeah actually.
· Of course. Who doesn’t?
· Don’t get into any more relationships.
· Don’t have one.
· She could dodge bullets.
· I shot at her, and one of the bullets had an engagement ring on it.
· Couldn’t really say considering I’ve never been married.
· Oh yeah. Every single day, I consider ending it with my imaginary wife.
· Nope.
· If a girl doesn’t want you to choke her during sex, move on, cause she’s not the one.
· Yeah, one time I saw these UFO’s at a level crossing. They burnt images of a mountainous structure into my brain, and I became obsessed with it. I couldn’t get it out of my head and it drove my wife and children away. I didn’t care though, I had to find this place otherwise I thought I might go insane. In the end, I found the place. Turns out it was a venue for the greatest laser light show/synth extravaganza ever. T’was pretty cool.
· Already answered this one.
· Nothing much to tell. It was there to be found. I found. Badabing badaboom.
· Aye, it’s OK for the short term.
· I always wanted to be a marine biologist.
· Isn’t that kinda the same question?
· That serving drinks to drunken assholes is never going to be as fulfilling as teaching a dolphin to jump through a hoop.
· I’d invent a time machine, go back in time, and basically steal Google. Cause I’d be rich bitch!
· I plan on being dead long before I reach retirement age.
· Uh… Nah, not really.
· Yeah, I believe that religion is a big ole’ crock of horseshit.
· No but I’ve experienced a couple of really profound coincidences.
· Finger in the bum masturbation. You can scoff, but don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. It’s the closest anybody will ever come to God.
· I believe in finger in the bum masturbation.
· No, unfortunately I believe we just rot in the ground. If you think that’s scary, cause you can’t imagine your consciousness just ending, just try and remember what it was like before you were born. Feel better now? Yeah, didn’t think so.
· OH SHIT, YOU’RE REAL!!!???……………… Whoops….. :S
· Uh… What?
· Not really no.
· Probably like my life. A bit crap.
· My previous answers should pretty much make that clear.
· Again, yes.
· Say what? Is there something you want to tell me Saint?
· No, but I’ve got a bunch of pending ones and probably quite a few coming up.
· This is fucking dull………
· That you should use tact when asking your girlfriend to shave downstairs. It’s a surprisingly touchy subject.
· What illness?
· This question again??
· White British.
· Scotland, and pretty much the same place I’m from.
· Have I ever been to the place I’ve lived all my life? Yeah, a couple of times
· None really.
· Ah come on, I’ve answered that one already.
· No already!
· We rely on television and film to provide us with this crap. When we get together we usually just get drunk and insult each other.
· No.
· I didn’t go to war.
· It didn’t, cause I’ve never been to war.
· I’ve never been to fucking war!
· Are you deaf!?
· What time, this time right here? Taking this questionnaire that Saint has pulled from God knows where? It looks like something somebody would give a dying relative. It’s actually quite bleak.
· Alcohol.
· Taking Saints questionnaire has ranked pretty high on my list.
Actually I've just read the list more thoroughly - that's a whole lot of stuff that wont relate to us lol
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nice one saint, give that fucker some work to do! 