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scatter's sensual adventure
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Author:  [SpA]Scatterbrain [ 11 Nov 2010, 17:32 ]
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[SpA]Toresson wrote:
>ejaculate furiously
Later, dammit!
[SpA]Unity wrote:
> imitate macgyver
[SpA]Minimoose! wrote:
>strip off into superman pants
As a self respecting adventurer, you have made sure to model yourself on those who have boldly adventured before you, those whom you love and respect. For instance, you have watched every series of 'MacGyver' several times over, studying the arts of the master - ingenuity; resourcefulness; rugged good looks. In these respects, you are but a padawan, whilst the dashing and improbably inventive MacGyver remains the Jedi, aloof, intangible and brilliant. Perhaps, one day, you will prove yourself worthy of such a class of adventurer. In the meantime, you practice gazing curiously and handsomely at the bottle in your hand, envisaging its multitude of alternative uses that no-one else had thought of before. Perhaps it may be used to contain some sort of liquid? Might it be a means of delivering a written plea for help from a distant island? Or - and this is way out of the left field here - could it serve as some kind of impromptu weapon? The possibilities are endless!

Oh, Superman is pretty cool too, so you like to wear his pants. At the crucial moment, you envisage yourself tearing off your overgarments in a fit of righteous indignation to reveal the emblem of muscular crimefighter emblazoned across your nether regions, causing your enemies to turn and flee before your furious justice. Imbued with the power of the original superhero, they cannot hope to escape the reckoning that you bring!

You decide that right now isn't exactly the right moment for all that, and because it's a bit chilly you decide against it for the time being.

The figure on the horizon is drawing nearer...

>_
Author:  [SpA]Dekar [ 11 Nov 2010, 18:21 ]
Post subject:  Re: scatter's sensual adventure
> Go through the first 1000 digits of Pi, which you memorized in wise foresight, with a booming voice to intimidate the unknown figure!
Author:  [SpA]Minimoose! [ 11 Nov 2010, 19:23 ]
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> use the power of Grayskull
Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 11 Nov 2010, 19:52 ]
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>Mug him
Author:  Ollieboy [ 16 Nov 2010, 11:35 ]
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>Realise you didn't drink at all last night, and all these thoughts and the hangover are being beamed into your head by the evil Ollieboy.
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Nov 2010, 11:56 ]
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>Insert drill bit into temple
Author:  [SpA]JuncoPartner [ 16 Nov 2010, 12:49 ]
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This happened to me a few times I think, I just went back to sleep. 8)
Author:  [SpA]Dekar [ 20 Nov 2010, 22:59 ]
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>Update your "mysterious stranger's sensual adventure" thread at the sburb forum with your smartphone.
Author:  [SpA]Scatterbrain [ 21 Nov 2010, 15:32 ]
Post subject:  Re: scatter's sensual adventure
Dekar wrote:
>Update your "mysterious stranger's sensual adventure" thread at the sburb forum with your smartphone.
Somewhere, the Master Creator feels a wave of boredom - bringing forth his Mobile Multiverse Manipulator, he tends to the story of the hungover hero. He makes much progress - so much, that he brings it from its current stage, which is little more than an introduction, right through to it bogglesome conclusion (bogglesome being a word the Master Creator masterfully created for just such an occasion). All in all, he's pretty pleased with his handiwork. He particularly likes the bit about the kiwi stampede, and the part where the hero does battle by stripping down into Marvel-branded negligé. The implied bit about the sex is pretty good work too, if he doesn't say so himsself.

Disguising actual events such as these as a fictional story is the sort of unusual reverse-showing-off that he gets a kick out of. Within the next few days, he shall upload the next update of this particular universe onto the forums.
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