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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 21 Dec 2010, 10:19 
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computerhead wrote:
Lim if it is possible please turn off mobs the server is unplayable at the moment.
Mobs are part of the main thing in SMP :P
Plus it adds more fun to the game. It really puts the multiplayer perspective into the game now. working together to survive. ^^

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 21 Dec 2010, 10:29 
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They will be turned off when we return to the main map though since they lag the server to shit. We might eventually introduce mob zone since there are numerous plugins that allow area-based mob control.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 21 Dec 2010, 12:34 
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Yeah just enable mobs for the server but we will make "everywhere" a sanctuary when they are initially released, and when they become stable change them to spawn everywhere, just take away the creeper damage via WorldGuard if that is a real function and I didn't make it up?

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 21 Dec 2010, 16:11 
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Yeah, you can disable it via WorldGuard - you can ALSO disable it via Realms now. :-D

BTW - from Notch's Twitter:
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# I have a scary feeling the lag some people get might be leaf decay. Grraaaaahhh!! about 4 hours ago
This is SO funny, since earlier today somebody in the hMod IRC channel said that he's afraid that leaf decay might cause server lag, considering how shittily coded it is, to which I cited Pandorum "My kitten farting could lag SMP". ;-)

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 21 Dec 2010, 20:10 
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfj0sRiE ... re=related[/youtube]


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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 22 Dec 2010, 16:25 
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Dexters Lab was the frikin SNIZZ NIZZ! aka it was excellent :D

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 22 Dec 2010, 19:27 
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I always loved that show.

Plus, it is, in hindsight, very applicable to Notch. As in "Please don't push the button that will result in me being unable to join for days at a time, Notch!"

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 22 Dec 2010, 19:31 
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If those filthy mob bastards show up at Casa De Moist, I'll execute every last motherfuckin' one of them!! :twisted:


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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 23 Dec 2010, 08:06 
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
Dexters Lab was the frikin SNIZZ NIZZ! aka it was excellent :D
Hell yes! :5:


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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 23 Dec 2010, 08:13 
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[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
If those filthy mob bastards show up at Casa De Moist, I'll execute every last motherfuckin' one of them!! :twisted:
LMAO moist. You go kill them mobs.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 03 Jan 2011, 18:35 
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Another hilarious bit of info. Some of you perhaps know about the most prestigious Independent Games award ceremony, the IGF (Independent Games Festival) - past winners went on to make quite a name for themselves like the Narbacular Drop team (-> Portal), Braid, World of Goo and many others...

Anyways, this year's finalists have been announced and this category made me chuckle:
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Technical Excellence
* Amnesia: The Dark Descent
* Confetti Carnival
* Miegakure
* Minecraft
* Neverdaunt:8Bit
TECHNICAL excellence? Seriously?

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 03 Jan 2011, 23:41 
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Technical excellence? How do those guys live with themselves?

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 04 Jan 2011, 07:04 
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But! We (especially Jens) have added a bunch of new content to Minecraft that we want to get out asap, so there will be a content patch update next week with a whole pile of fun new toys, including a water mob and quite possibly paint if we can figure out how exactly it should work.
Translation:

We'll be breaking the game again in a bit. On the bright side, you can now watch paint dry. You're welcome.

Oh, and I've decided that the servers don't lag enough as it is, so I'll be filling the water with fish or sharks or something. Hahaha. Suckers.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 04 Jan 2011, 07:14 
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Let's bake him a pie with a fist in it.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 05 Jan 2011, 00:42 
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I've been playing snigle player a lot recently, and I am uterly amazing at how much more peaceful it is that smp =)

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 05 Jan 2011, 00:59 
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And less laggy.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 05 Jan 2011, 01:08 
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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 05 Jan 2011, 19:57 
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single player lags for me
smp does not.
someone explain that to me. xD

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 05 Jan 2011, 20:06 
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Are you using fancy graphics on Single Player?

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 05 Jan 2011, 21:55 
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PetePorty wrote:
Are you using fancy graphics on Single Player?
You just can't help yourself, can you!!?? You just can't help yourself!!!

You get given a second chance, and you come in here posting THIS!!! GAD!!! WHAT made us think YOU could ever change!!!????

Oh wait... oh wait, no...... Jumped the gun a little there, this post is OK.

But know this... I'm keeping my beady eyes on you. :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2011, 00:08 
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Well, when you play singleplayer your computer has to generate chunks, handle mob spawning and AI, keep track of drops, and calculate light. When you play SMP, the server does that all for you.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2011, 01:20 
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Even though in many cases it shouldn't. :-P

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2011, 05:54 
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Well, it should, but it shouldn't need to send packets about it. Its fairly common for multiplayer to be computationally faster than singleplayer.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2011, 12:20 
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I found out what the new water mob is going to be.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2011, 12:34 
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[SpA]Hafnium wrote:
Screw you Hafnium, I watched that 10 times waiting for it to finish before realizing in was a loop... I think my IQ has dropped :ugly:

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2011, 12:39 
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I'm just waiting anxiously to see this combination of "supposed fun toys" well be able to play with, and the inevitable lag, bugs, and fail that will follow next week :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 07 Jan 2011, 00:44 
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Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean!

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 08 Jan 2011, 00:17 
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Xesdra, thank you for getting that stuck in my head again. I just got it out.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 09 Jan 2011, 00:37 
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[SpA]Hafnium wrote:
Haf I love you.
I thought no one else knew that song... off by heart?
I know too many weebl songs off by heart...

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 Post subject: Re: LOLNotch!
PostPosted: 09 Jan 2011, 00:49 
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[SpA]Kirshi wrote:
I know too many weebl songs off by heart...
Most people do...mainly because they get stuck in your head

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