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Author:  Jugg3rn4uT^ [ 23 May 2007, 17:01 ]
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Granted! But your a rent boy in the southern regions of China and good pay here is considered $4

I wish my net connection was uber fast

Author:  DukeNuke [ 23 May 2007, 17:13 ]
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Granted ! now there is a 1 female turtle, but shes ur little sister.

I wish I would never get bored.

ps. juggy the earlier post of mine was a mistake and i delete it, so.. do the same :D

Author:  InSanitY [ 23 May 2007, 17:15 ]
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GRANTED! But now you aren't allowed to sit still for 2 seconds .. You always have things to do!

I wish I had the money that a Linkin Park Concert Ticket costs!

Author:  DukeNuke [ 23 May 2007, 17:18 ]
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Granted ! but the concert is been canceled coz the singer broked his toe.

i wish my socks wouldnt smell so bad.

Author:  stepheng [ 23 May 2007, 18:46 ]
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Granted, but the smell has transferred to your face.

I wish this big fucking spot on my eye would GO AWAY!!!

Author:  [SpA]th3-mute [ 23 May 2007, 18:49 ]
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Granted, it will - But you have to wait till yer a less adolescant dweeb for it to happen ;)

I wish I was me.

Author:  stepheng [ 23 May 2007, 18:50 ]
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I'm 18 :(

your wish is granted, you are now you. THAT SUCKS IN ITSELF!


I wish i had a pony

Author:  kandarian [ 23 May 2007, 19:32 ]
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[SpA]stepheng wrote:
I'm 18 :(

your wish is granted, you are now you. THAT SUCKS IN ITSELF!


I wish i had a pony
Granted! But the pony goes berserk and rapes you.

I wish that none could wish except me :D

Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 23 May 2007, 19:39 ]
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Granted! Except your first wish is that Greasy can make a wish

I wish that everyone can make wishes again, But only make them about me :D

Author:  kandarian [ 23 May 2007, 19:41 ]
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[SpA]Greasy_greabo wrote:
Granted! Except your first wish is that Greasy can make a wish

I wish that everyone can make wishes again, But only make them about me :D
I wish that Greasy_greabo CAN'T wish under ANY circumstances ;)
Then i wish that everyone (except Greasy_greabo´)can wish again :D

Author:  stepheng [ 23 May 2007, 21:49 ]
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wish granted, Greasy_greabo cannot wish any longer, however, [SpA]Greasy_greabo can.

I wish this game would end.

Author:  Guppy [ 23 May 2007, 22:48 ]
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Granted! But after 5 min. it started again.. :(

I wish i was smarter than myself.. ;p

Author:  [SpA]th3-mute [ 23 May 2007, 22:56 ]
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Granted. You're now slightly more intelligent than a rock ;)

I wish I was a virulent plague with a 99.99% mortality rate.

Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 23 May 2007, 23:57 ]
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Granted! You are a viralant plaugue of the anus variety

I wish I could spell, count, eat, sleep :O

Author:  Dgbhunter [ 24 May 2007, 00:02 ]
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Granted, when u sleeping, u having a nightmare of CL semi :lol:

I wish Chelsea get relegated and give all their players to liverpool on a free :D

Author:  [SpA]Agni [ 24 May 2007, 09:51 ]
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GRANTED! But as soccer sucks all the players let their right leg to be amputated and participate to para olympics.

I wish that I could get my internet sorted.

Author:  [SpA]Jury [ 24 May 2007, 10:37 ]
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Granted! But when you get your connection sorted your pc goes all haywire and completely gets fried.

I wish that I would get much more money from my job.

Author:  [SpA]Agni [ 24 May 2007, 10:54 ]
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GRANTED! but as you get only monopoly money so that wont do you any good.

I wish that gravity would double

Author:  Jugg3rn4uT^ [ 24 May 2007, 11:05 ]
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Granted! No idea why you would want this, but your puny body cant handle it and you turn into mush :)

I wish i didn't get up so early.

Author:  [SpA]th3-mute [ 24 May 2007, 11:31 ]
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Granted, you get up very late instead... 3:00am :P

I wish I was omnipotent.

Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 24 May 2007, 11:36 ]
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GRanted! Your omnipotent, in the land of the gnomes! Go ahead, now you can make them fish! Garden! fOrnicate!

I wish that I had a magic wand to make time stand still for as long as I wanted!

Author:  [SpA]th3-mute [ 24 May 2007, 11:52 ]
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LoL - Gnomes rule :D

...Granted - You stop time. Unfortunately it stops for you aswell, rendering you and the whole universe stuck in the same spot for all eternity!

I wish I had REAL wishes!

Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 24 May 2007, 12:32 ]
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Granted! you now get real wishes! The first thing you wish for is for a real gnome colony. Unfortunatelty they all get horny and rape you with their fishing rods. You bleed enternally.

I wish for a Big Fat women to sit on Saints Face

Author:  Jugg3rn4uT^ [ 24 May 2007, 13:12 ]
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Internally*

Granted! A big fat woman sits on Saint's face, however he enjoys it too much and she doesnt get pleasured, so she moves on to you and dominates you!

I wish i had a gnome colony!

Author:  [SpA]th3-mute [ 24 May 2007, 13:50 ]
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Granted. But they're only Garden Gnomes and as such you end up acting like someone who owns lots of garden gnomes. i.e: You dress in old peoples clothes and talk about soap powder and catfood all the time, preparing yourself for death in your old age.

I wish I wish.

Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 24 May 2007, 14:39 ]
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Granted! You wish.

I wish that I wish That he wish that she wished that I wish that they wish wished.

Author:  stepheng [ 24 May 2007, 14:43 ]
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Granted, but you all wished for contradicting things and the universe tears at the seam.

Iwish this game would end and never restart, nor any other type of similar game start, and i wish that whoever grants this wish gets AIDs and dies within 3 days, WITH NO HOPE OF REDEMPTION. I also wish that this wish cannot be unwished with ANOTHER wish.

Author:  [SpA]th3-mute [ 24 May 2007, 15:12 ]
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Granted. Oh shit... Ehm, do I really need a bad side to this...
Ok then, it all comes true. *gulp*

I wish that the above wish was a lie and not really a wish!

Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 24 May 2007, 15:25 ]
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Granted its a lie!
God doesnt like liars stepheng :D

I wish that stepheng got AIDS from mute, but it wasnt as serious so he had a longer, slower more painfulm death

Author:  [SpA]th3-mute [ 24 May 2007, 15:36 ]
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Granted, but he doesn't get the benefit of catching it via bodily fluids. He catches it by accidentaly falling into the sewer system from my flat and swallowing some poop when he starts drowning. Luckily the poop stops more water (pee) getting into his lungs and he survives. Only to catch the poop version of AIDS.

I wish the above image in my head wasn't so gross! :D

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