GIVE ME 20 FUCKING GOOD REASONS?! (You see the pattern here, right?)
1. It's a lie.
2. Portal is a good game, therefore the cake is a lie.
3. Knowing Notch, it will break the server.
4. You'll have to download a fuckload of texture pack updates & other stuff (BetterLight)
5. If you can throw it, people will spam them everywhere and at everyone, if you can't, people will bitch about not being able to.
6. You'll get 9001 trolls spamming "the cake is a lie" on the server.
7. People will whine and ask trustees+ to spawn cakes for them.
8. Noobz will spam "How get cake?" in the chat
9. Notch is wasting time with cake, he could FIX THE BLOODY GLITCHES!!!
10. People will spam Notch with requests for flavored cake, and he will waste time making it.
11. The "cake" page for Minepedia says "Sugar Cane" is an ingredient, looks like they reformatted the ENTIRE reed page with the words "Sugar Cane"
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Sugar_cane
12. Notch timeline: Cake --- Other Features --- More mobs --- New Save Format!
13. If he decides to add throwability, Hit_Girl will spam them everywhere.
14.
He's too fat to be thinking about cakes, so therefore theres no need for it to be in the game.
15. Notch used it as a bribe to get people to vote for him in the IoTY awards, where he said if Minecraft won, there would be cake.
16. I don't like chocolate flavored cake.
17. It causes Kirshi to not make my skin.
18. It causes certain people to touch on a meme about cake.
19. It causes certain people to ask for extreme reasoning behind the motives of the cake.
20. It causes others to waste time listing obvious reasons.
What pattern? I see no pattern.
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really nessecary? I just don't see why, 
could someone enlighten me?
