To whom it may concern,

Recently I have been bothered by a growing and certain knowledge that my enjoyment of of minecraft is being hampered by deficiencies in my own life. As a man(?) in my 30's who lives alone and more pertinent to this deficiency is an only child, I have no brother on which to blame my lapses into griefing and trolling. I assure you that lament this loss greatly and wish you all to know I have taken steps to partially correct this. Staying with me at the moment is a dear friend of mine and perhaps the closest friend I will ever have, she is to me a sister; missing only that intolerable parentage part of sibling-hood. I have managed to convince her to play Survival Single Player, currently she is working out how to play. That part of my plan complete I will hope to convince her to play on the SpecialAttack SMP server from there I will endeavour to leave my login details haphazardly around allowing her to "grief" from my account in the sure and solid knowledge that this will bring me closer to being a more representative member of the community.

I know that this will mean my "sister" is griefing from my account but considering the general confusion about my own gender I would hope this would be overlooked.

Thank you all for your time.

[SpA]cardboard.

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KICK.BAN

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

i have no words for this

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ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: true genius
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: doesn't make sense
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: till you're senseless

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<+Thaw111> although im shit at speeling
<+Thaw111> type
<+Thaw111> gtypo
<+Thaw111> typo
<+Thaw111> shit

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"Good guys wear white."
―Clone trooper

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You're a female Pinocchio?

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Faberyayoooo
"War is just God's way of teaching Americans geography" - Ambrose Bierce

Let's go with that, Sanjar, and preserve your youth.

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I don't play on SMP, but this should prove interesting nonetheless.

ROFL, nice one... I thought about doing something like this, but didn't...

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Inferiority is the true ascendancy.

I hope your a girl like I previously believed...because if not...you called me "Honey" at one point and I'm officially scared

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Him calling you Honey scared you? Bless

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You should be scared when he calls you Bitch! That's when you run!

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

I call people honey all the time... especially that one guy, 'xhoneyx' who was on the other day.

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Inferiority is the true ascendancy.

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