Hi All, MTWDave here...

I figure hanging about there for just shy of a year is a long enough time before i introduce myself...

In case you haven't guessed, My name is Susan. I'm 15 year old sexually active high-school student looking for an older adventurous man.

Right! Now that I have gotten your attention and either:
A. Broken the proverbial ice by making you all thing I am crazy, a pervert, or at worst a Law Enforcement Agent in disguise.
B. Made those who have heard me on Mumble crack up as they picture me rolling out that sentence with the tone of voice I have.
D. Got the forum moderators with their fingers hovering over the "Ban The Little Bitch" Button.
OR E. Wondering where the hell "C." went.

Hi! I'm Dave, you may remember me from such memorable moments as "MTWDave Has joined RED Team", "MTWDave has Left the Server(Ping Timeout)" or "<Playername> has been banned from the server by MTWDave. Reason: Unpaid Parking Tickets" OR you may not know me at all.

I am a professional nerd first and foremost.. doing software development for a teeny weeny little Dev house in Geelong, Victoria, Australia, (Earth).

I have a V8 Kangaroo that I ride to work, a Pet Drop-Bear Named Irwin. and I have a Spider for a housemate (I want him gone, he hogs the TV, talks too much and is always late on the rent).

Well apart from me telling you my Name is Dave, what I do and where I live, I have told you complete and utter LIES! I hope they were entertaining. If you want to get to know me more, you can find me on Mumble or IRC when I'm about.

Regards MTW (The Bastard) Dave.

You lost me "adventurous man"....

im pretty dull...


Hi Dave welcome!

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Hi Hagrid Dave, about time you introduced yourself

I always knew you were a 15 year old sexually active high-school student. I could tell by the sound of your wonderful deep voice ^^

Bloody Ozzies

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

Hey!

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'Bout bloody time you made an appearance, you filthy lurker you. At some point we are gonna need a guide book on what the hell the Aussies are talking about though...

Now - enough chatter. Get your arse back on Minecraft and make with the bans!

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Finally the disturbed aussie is making an entrance on the forums

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Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.

Yay Dave
About time.

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[SpA]Saint K.: I need some help trying to reproduce a crash
[SpA]Saint K.: would u mind joining me ?

Just keep saying that I'll be done soon.

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Is 21 older enough????????????????????????

I fucking love our country!

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Breasts

Yeah, but my kangaroo had joeys. What is it with those god damned Japanese models...

I actually managed to convince a moron on XBOX Live that the stereotype was complete truth. Some people...

and Dave! I had absolutely no idea you were anything but some fellow from somewhere in the world far away and away like all of these Europeans and such. No wonder you're on at reasonable hours!
yep. Predictable, are we?

Welcome to the forums dave. ENJOY THE WORLD SUSAN, AND WATCH OUT FOR THOSE FORTY-YEAR-OLDS. THEY TEND TO DO WEIRD STUFF AND SUCH.