I don't even play video games.

I'm 27 and live with my parents, and occasionally Cardboard feeds me packs of Skittlesâ„¢.

Edit: Thin Lizzy is my favourite band, and I play Korfball.

Edit sorry annarack here's a better intro:

I do play a game but its WoW and seeing how you piled in on trolling a guy with a DB9 I was scared I'd get worse treatment.

I share an fascination for neurotic redheads with cardboard, often the same ones.

I like tartan trousers, pretty pictures of pretty buildings. I spend days sniffing glue and playing with modelling clay.

Although I've done many other jobs in my life I'm now a genuine business man, I used to be a male model though here's a sample from my portfolio:



All thanks to cardboard and nadin for helping me write this.

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*READ FIRST* Before you say hi...

Here we go again

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

You sure you're 27? Lately it seems to be easy to mistype the intros

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"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work"
"Never argue with idiots. They will drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience"

Clearly need to ban him, I also know for a FACT he's 14.

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That just made my night.

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Just remember, you 'fell'.

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rofl, the irony is pretty amazing, yes

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ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: true genius
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: doesn't make sense
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: till you're senseless

Are you Swedish?
Are you made of nitrogen?
Do you have a go faster button when fifth gear is not enough?
Are you in fact a Frankenstein creature of Alfred Nobel and liquorice?
Why does cardboard feed you Skittles and not me?

1. No. I lied my arse off.
2. No. I lied my arse off.
3. No. I lied my arse off.
4. No, but I am in the oil industry.
5. Are you implying that cardboard would rather feed you to me, than Skittles? If you want me to eat you, it's a fiver extra.

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Cannibalism? I knew you were kinky but not that kinky,

Nice saftey belt swedishnitro, is that to keep you safe from the trolls?

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

Finally interested! I've waited a decade.

*Gets out BBQ*

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I take it all back. FFFFFFUUUUUU cardboard!!!!!

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Always wear protection I say!

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

I had no idea what you were referring to for a moment. Let the games begin.

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Love is in the air, everywhere I look around

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

Remember when I was fat?

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Remember? Its one of the thoughts I masturbate to most.

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I'll put on my robe and wizard's hat.

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Let me get a camera. I'm sure there's a market for that. Wizard fucks crossed Japanese Lolita doll.

Yes, a wizard's sleeve is involved somewhere in there...

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I got my first Wizard's Hat for my 4th birthday, at the time everyone wanted Knights Armour but my parents were adamant; "you've got enough about you already that's not British to start indulging in anything that isn't central to Arthurian Legend" they chided. So it was that I got the Wizard's Hat, I hunched over runes in my dark cave creating magnificent magic, while all around the completely English kids jousted and rode their steeds. I’d stop and take my best gal for walks upon the heath, after all the hurlyburly was done. Still, I guess it was then I first understood how different my life would be, feeling the raw power of that Wizard's Hat.

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