Im... He is so pimp!
One monocle is not enough to justify his class.

I got my first Babe Magnet for my 4th birthday, at the time everyone wanted to be Bi but my parents were adamant; "you've got enough about you already that's not British to start indulging queer foreign sexual practices as well" they chided. So it was that I got the Babe Magnet, I'd stroll down the streets paralysing paramours in my wake while all around the completely English flirted with same sex encounters, I'd stop and take my best gals for wild orgies, we'd dress up and role play, use toys and restraints for the fleeting moments of kink it gave us. Still I guess it was then I first understood how different my life would be, caressing that babe magnet in my hands.

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Okay, as much as I signed up to join the train wreck, I feel bad for the kid now. I figure I’m shouting into the void, but here goes.

Patogy, I don’t post here, I don’t play games and I’m pretty sure you’re not going to listen to a word I have to say, since I’m the mean bitcg troll lady making fun of you, but for what it’s worth:

You fucked up. Twice. And I get it. I get being 16 and wanting to make your life sound better than it actually is. I get the Walter Mitty daydreams and the exaggerations. But you got caught out. And lying the second time? Aieeee.

You’re not helping yourself by telling everyone to knock it off. The more we know we’re getting a rise out of you, the more we’re going to keep doing it. By all accounts, this is one of the funniest threads around this place for a while. If you do want it all to stop, how about you don’t rise to the bait?

I’ve met a couple of this lot. They might be sarcastic motherfuckers, but they’re good people. If you can stick it out, they’re worth getting to know.* Apologise. Introduce yourself again. Admit you’re an asshole. You’re in good company. Game. Build things. Add value to the community. Make friends.

Or you know, you could just keep on and let them make the funny. Makes no difference to me.


* Except cardboard. He’s a shortarse TINY LITTLE DINOSAUR ARMS.

I wholeheartedly approve of this message.

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Seconded.

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even the shortarse TINY LITTLE DINOSAUR ARMS bit?

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ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: true genius
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: doesn't make sense
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: till you're senseless

Nice Lyrics Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssss
+1

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

Lol :p

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<@UNICORN_XD> i are a goast
<@UNICORN_XD> yes, having exams this week has made me stupid
Whiskers: Shoegaze music is great music to poop to - I feel like I've just fought an epic battle

Wait she typed something else?

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Something about cooking some eggs (and bacon). She called you 'Jake' for some reason too.

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Lol what is this thread?

Why doesn't anyone believe that patogy drives around in Aston Martins selling oil and playing korfbal and scoring chicks at the same time?

Sounds perfectly plausible to me.

Also, the same avatar for everyone makes me confused.

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Make more of those picture's, i can deal we ith that.

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<@UNICORN_XD> i are a goast
<@UNICORN_XD> yes, having exams this week has made me stupid
Whiskers: Shoegaze music is great music to poop to - I feel like I've just fought an epic battle

Give us more inspiration!

This thread needs some ambient music from the most known buisnessman with nice cars!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK6Z1z_TUgI&autoplay=1[/youtube]

Yes! Tell us what your sex life is like? You have to have a million girls with you now since you have an Aston Martin!

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posing as a bussinesman
a double life
lots of women
aston martins

dekar... you're right! it all makes sense now!

(i bet he's got a bunch of proximity mines set to blow on the facility)

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ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: true genius
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: doesn't make sense
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: till you're senseless

The fuck you did to my unicorn

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Faberyayoooo
"War is just God's way of teaching Americans geography" - Ambrose Bierce

Patologi: Funding his DB9 by licensing his likeness and lifestyle in the Dutch version of Monopolyâ„¢.

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Sex is ok with 9 girls xd

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<@UNICORN_XD> i are a goast
<@UNICORN_XD> yes, having exams this week has made me stupid
Whiskers: Shoegaze music is great music to poop to - I feel like I've just fought an epic battle

Genuine picture of Patogy and his DB9

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Have him washed and brought to my rooms.

Haha, i like it!

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<@UNICORN_XD> i are a goast
<@UNICORN_XD> yes, having exams this week has made me stupid
Whiskers: Shoegaze music is great music to poop to - I feel like I've just fought an epic battle

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Just remener, they don't like you, they just like your money and Aston martins.

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Treaters ;o xd

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<@UNICORN_XD> i are a goast
<@UNICORN_XD> yes, having exams this week has made me stupid
Whiskers: Shoegaze music is great music to poop to - I feel like I've just fought an epic battle

I got my first sex for my 4th birthday, at the time everyone wanted blowup dolls but my parents were adamant; "you've got enough about you already that's not British to start indulging in sobriety and chastity" they chided. So it was that I got the sex, I strolled around in my heart shaped glasses, licking lollipops and smiling flirtatiously, while all around the completely English kids stuffed lego up their noses. I’d stop and take my best boy for sneaky blowjobs behind the bikeshed, all the while whispering “Suckee suckeee, ten dollar.” Still, I guess it was then I first understood how different my life would be, sat on the cock of my first sex.

Same story again.

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<@UNICORN_XD> i are a goast
<@UNICORN_XD> yes, having exams this week has made me stupid
Whiskers: Shoegaze music is great music to poop to - I feel like I've just fought an epic battle

Wait, are we still talking about Patoology?

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Its the repetition that's funny

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