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Author:  swedishnitro [ 24 May 2011, 00:36 ]
Post subject:  Swedish Nitro
I don't even play video games.

I'm 27 and live with my parents, and occasionally Cardboard feeds me packs of Skittlesâ„¢.

Edit: Thin Lizzy is my favourite band, and I play Korfball.

Edit sorry annarack here's a better intro:

I do play a game but its WoW and seeing how you piled in on trolling a guy with a DB9 I was scared I'd get worse treatment.

I share an fascination for neurotic redheads with cardboard, often the same ones.

I like tartan trousers, pretty pictures of pretty buildings. I spend days sniffing glue and playing with modelling clay.

Although I've done many other jobs in my life I'm now a genuine business man, I used to be a male model though here's a sample from my portfolio:

Image

All thanks to cardboard and nadin for helping me write this. :5:
Author:  annarack [ 24 May 2011, 00:37 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
*READ FIRST* Before you say hi...

Here we go again :roll: :P
Author:  JMPanty [ 24 May 2011, 00:39 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
You sure you're 27? Lately it seems to be easy to mistype the intros :wink:
Author:  [SpA]cardboard [ 24 May 2011, 00:39 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
Clearly need to ban him, I also know for a FACT he's 14.
Author:  swedishnitro [ 24 May 2011, 00:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
annarack wrote:
*READ FIRST* Before you say hi...

Here we go again :roll: :P
That just made my night.
Author:  swedishnitro [ 24 May 2011, 00:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
[SpA]cardboard wrote:
Clearly need to ban him, I also know for a FACT he's 14.
Just remember, you 'fell'.
Author:  [SpA]Scatterbrain [ 24 May 2011, 00:41 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
swedishnitro wrote:
annarack wrote:
*READ FIRST* Before you say hi...

Here we go again :roll: :P
That just made my night.
rofl, the irony is pretty amazing, yes :mrgreen:
Author:  Nadin [ 24 May 2011, 00:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
Are you Swedish?
Are you made of nitrogen?
Do you have a go faster button when fifth gear is not enough?
Are you in fact a Frankenstein creature of Alfred Nobel and liquorice?
Why does cardboard feed you Skittles and not me?
Author:  swedishnitro [ 24 May 2011, 01:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
Nadin wrote:
1. Are you Swedish?
2. Are you made of nitrogen?
3. Do you have a go faster button when fifth gear is not enough?
4. Are you in fact a Frankenstein creature of Alfred Nobel and liquorice?
5. Why does cardboard feed you Skittles and not me?
1. No. I lied my arse off.
2. No. I lied my arse off.
3. No. I lied my arse off.
4. No, but I am in the oil industry.
5. Are you implying that cardboard would rather feed you to me, than Skittles? If you want me to eat you, it's a fiver extra.
Author:  Nadin [ 24 May 2011, 01:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
swedishnitro wrote:
Nadin wrote:
5. Are you implying that cardboard would rather feed you to me, than Skittles? If you want me to eat you, it's a fiver extra.
Cannibalism? I knew you were kinky but not that kinky,
Author:  annarack [ 24 May 2011, 01:04 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
Nice saftey belt swedishnitro, is that to keep you safe from the trolls?
Author:  swedishnitro [ 24 May 2011, 01:10 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
Nadin wrote:
swedishnitro wrote:
Cannibalism? I knew you were kinky but not that kinky,
Finally interested! I've waited a decade.

*Gets out BBQ*
Author:  swedishnitro [ 24 May 2011, 01:10 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
swedishnitro wrote:
If I said I was troll proof, it would be quite the bold opening statement, wouldn't you say?
I take it all back. FFFFFFUUUUUU cardboard!!!!!
Author:  annarack [ 24 May 2011, 01:11 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
Always wear protection I say!
Author:  swedishnitro [ 24 May 2011, 01:15 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
annarack wrote:
Nice saftey belt swedishnitro, is that to keep you safe from the trolls?
I had no idea what you were referring to for a moment. Let the games begin.
Author:  [SpA]cardboard [ 24 May 2011, 01:17 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
swedishnitro wrote:
I take it all back. FFFFFFUUUUUU cardboard!!!!!
Love is in the air, everywhere I look around
Author:  annarack [ 24 May 2011, 01:17 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
swedishnitro wrote:
annarack wrote:
Nice saftey belt swedishnitro, is that to keep you safe from the trolls?
I had no idea what you were referring to for a moment. Let the games begin.
:wink: :5:
Author:  swedishnitro [ 24 May 2011, 01:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
[SpA]cardboard wrote:
swedishnitro wrote:
I take it all back. FFFFFFUUUUUU cardboard!!!!!
Love is in the air, everywhere I look around
Remember when I was fat?
Author:  [SpA]cardboard [ 24 May 2011, 01:21 ]
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swedishnitro wrote:
Remember when I was fat?
Remember? Its one of the thoughts I masturbate to most.
Author:  swedishnitro [ 24 May 2011, 01:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
I'll put on my robe and wizard's hat.
Author:  Nadin [ 24 May 2011, 01:25 ]
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Let me get a camera. I'm sure there's a market for that. Wizard fucks crossed Japanese Lolita doll.
Author:  swedishnitro [ 24 May 2011, 01:29 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
Nadin wrote:
Let me get a camera. I'm sure there's a market for that. Wizard fucks crossed Japanese Lolita doll.
Yes, a wizard's sleeve is involved somewhere in there...
Author:  [SpA]cardboard [ 24 May 2011, 01:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: Swedish Nitro
swedishnitro wrote:
I'll put on my robe and wizard's hat.
I got my first Wizard's Hat for my 4th birthday, at the time everyone wanted Knights Armour but my parents were adamant; "you've got enough about you already that's not British to start indulging in anything that isn't central to Arthurian Legend" they chided. So it was that I got the Wizard's Hat, I hunched over runes in my dark cave creating magnificent magic, while all around the completely English kids jousted and rode their steeds. I’d stop and take my best gal for walks upon the heath, after all the hurlyburly was done. Still, I guess it was then I first understood how different my life would be, feeling the raw power of that Wizard's Hat.
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