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fi  [SpA]NabNab
 Post subject: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 04:54 
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You're watching Adventure Call.

My name is Falconhoof.

And I will be your guide on your quest.

Greetings, what is your name traveler?

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 04:55 
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Crackhead

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 04:56 
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Greetings, Crackhead. Are you ready to begin your quest?

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 05:01 
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Yes I am Falconhoof.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 05:02 
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No. I am Falconhoof.
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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 05:06 
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o.O

It was an answer to your question Hoof my boy ; Are you ready? "Yes I am, falconhoof."

Now get on with it you minimum wage earning gay elf looking wannabee cool looking high school reject -.-

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 05:10 
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Very well, let us begin.

You wake up in a dungeon, chained to a bed. There is a key on your stomach.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 05:11 
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Look around to see my one night stand and check for anal bleeding.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 05:19 
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Yes, on your right there is one (1) night stand. Upon the night stand you see a whip.

While trying to check for anal bleeding you realize you cannot move your hands, but you can probably reach for the key with your mouth by craning your neck.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 05:21 
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Crane neck and try to get key then use it on the chains. afterwards check for anal bleedage and then pick up whip.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 05:30 
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You open the chains. You check for anal bleedage; your anus is feeling very painful and there are specks of dried blood around the rim.

You pick up the whip.

There is a door to the north. To the east is a nude portrait on the wall.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 05:32 
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Check nude portrait for anything hidden while trying to remember what happened lsat night.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 05:41 
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Behind the portrait depicting a man and a thorny dildo you find a magic gem in a small alcove in the wall.

The painting triggers a faint memory within your mind of fond memories. You make a mental note: I have to go deeper.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
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Listen at door if there are people on the other side. If not open door, if there is no more then 1 person, still open door and attack immediately and make a dash for the exit. If there are multiple people listen and try and make out where the fuck I am.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 06:00 
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You hear unintelligible noises. You can't figure out if there are one or more or any people at all. You blast in with your whip a-blazin'. A fight ensues against a furious unidentified foe.

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QUICKTIME EVENT!

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 06:01 
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Aims for the balls on my 1st strike.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
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You miss by a hair, a very curly hair. Your strike is countered and you receive a BLINDING blow to your gentlemen vegetables. You are now blind.

Remember! You have a magic gem.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
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Use gem on enemy balls.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 06:15 
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The power of the magic gem is Teleportation. Your enemy's balls have now been teleported away.

You and your adversary lie on the ground nurturing your groins - what is left of them, anyways.

The magic gem seems more full of life than ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 06:19 
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Kill Jester

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
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Stand up and do a penalty kick on the adversary(kick him straight in the head with point of my iron tipped workshoe for som weird reason im still wearing). Then search for anything i can find in his pockets.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
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[SpA]cardboard wrote:
Kill Jester
But Jester is our friend.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 06:31 
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[SpA]CrackHead wrote:
Stand up and do a penalty kick on the adversary(kick him straight in the head with point of my iron tipped workshoe for som weird reason im still wearing). Then search for anything i can find in his pockets.
You kick your adversary with your imaginary shoe. You hear a loud crack as your bare toes get crushed into pieces while entering your adversary's brain.

However, for some reason the magic gem heals all your wounds (your balls are good as new.)

In the pockets you find a loin cloth and a ball of lint.

To the north is a stairway upwards.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 06:41 
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Go up slowly while listening to for other people who could come dow to the ruckus that was made while fighting the enemy. But before that I strip the body naked and take his clothes, shoes and put them on and also put the body in an seductive position to give me extra time to get away while they figure out what the FUCK happened to the poor fellow.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 06:42 
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Are you sure?

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 06:43 
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Have i undressed and taken all the clothes off the body and put them on? ALso did I put the body in a seductive position?

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[SpA]CrackHead wrote:
Have i undressed and taken all the clothes off the body and put them on? ALso did I put the body in a seductive position?
Yes.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
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Going up slowly and very carefully.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 06:46 
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You are tapped on the shoulder and somebody whispers into your ear:

"Those are some nice clothes you got there. It would be a sssssshame if anything were to happen to them.."

You are dead.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventure Call
PostPosted: 27 May 2011, 06:47 
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nah nah nah, now ur cheating.

I CALL BULLSHIT! I WANT A REFUND.

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