The last thing I want to do is make a boring generic introduction, but fair warning I am terrible at talking about myself so this will probably end up a complete mess of divergent nonsense.

My name's Tom, I'm 24 currently living in the middle of nowhere in Cumbria, England. In fact looking out of the window I can see about half a dozen cows all within tv remote throwing range.
I work in the fast paced, all action, guns blazing world of hotel portering which pays enough money that once Team Fortress 2 became free to play I could afford it, only to then be conned into buying loads of keys just to open all the crates you get.

I've played on the special attack TF2 servers a bit since getting it as I would join my friend uvpurple who frequents them and he said I should make an account here. I also got Killing Floor in the steam summer sale and noticed the other day a special attack PIE there.

As far as hobbies go I used to go to Lancaster University while there my hobbies were: going out drinking, going to see bands(while drinking), doing kung fu lessons (while drunk),and my favourite; falling out of planes thousands of feet in the air(while painfully sober).
However since leaving there and becoming stuck in the countryside my hobbies became watching paint dry/grass grow/cows eating my tv remotes. But then after about a year of constant domestic violence towards my computer it finally started running steam (it still wont play half the games I've bought on steam and might soon be fed to cows as a result of this)

Anyway I think this is about as a concise introduction as I can manage. I haven't figured out how to add my steam stuff to this account yet but my steam name is also squadism if anyone wants to add me

Hey there, Squad.
Very nice intro you've got there! I look forward to seeing you on our servers!

You'll need to authenticate your forum account in the console while you're on our servers, I'll provide a link.
Also, if you're feeling vocal and have a mic, pop into Mumble, it's where a lot of the fun is at.

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'Belgium, a country with many homos also have a pedophile party as far as i know.' - Violetblood

Hey Squadism!

Welcome to special attack! See you on the TF2 servers!

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

This had me laughing quite a few times

Welcome!

Hello Squadism, welcome. I know a man who got a purple heart because he jumped out of his perfectly good military airplane he was piloting, and when he hit the ground he fell back on the pint in his back pocket and was thus wounded. The plane didn't fare so well.

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Mincrafters never age, their stones just turn to cobble.

loving the new server -> pie wordfilter we have

welcome man

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ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: true genius
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: doesn't make sense
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: till you're senseless

Hey Squadism. Welcome to SpA.

I know what you mean about looking out of your window and seeing cows, although if I would look out of the other I would see sheep!

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

Thanks for the warm welcome, I guess it's quite lucky I see cows not sheep as I'd no doubt be constantly falling asleep trying to count them.

Nice intro Squadism, made me chuckle a bit
Pretty sure I saw you ingame so welcome

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[SpA]Saint K.: I need some help trying to reproduce a crash
[SpA]Saint K.: would u mind joining me ?

Hey there, seen you on the server

Hahah me 2. Nice amusing intro cu on the SpA servers!

Cool intro.