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We were on a server with pretty low player count, around 10 total on the harbor map, large conquest.
The enemy chopper owned us a lot and won most fights.

Then one time I jumped into our chopper alone, caught the enemy helicopter offguard and could lock on with my ATA missiles.
First ATA missile fired, he flares.
Waiting for the second lockon - fire!
While the missile flies I unleash a missile volley from the primary weapon and manage to score a hit, disabling it together wtih the second ATA missile.
He prepares to land to repair, but im close on his heels and unleash a second missile volley on the grounded chopper, destroying it, but I was on collision course with the ground and the burned out remains of the enemy chopper, so I ejected just in time.
When I landed behind the flaming wreck I turned around and noticed that the 2 pilots were still alive and standing on open ground, so I raised my trusty SCAR and mowed both down before they could react, making my ultimate victory complete.

Hooah!

On Kharg, sneaking up on two snipers while proceeding to slit their throats open. Great feeling. Think I got 4 knife kills in total in that round.

Sitting in a corner, actually being quite scared of all the bullets flying over, heavy grenade impacts next to me, buildings falling over, cover being blown away, screaming down the mic WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WTF WTF WTF is happening!!!

Stabbing SaintK, Bucky, Hunth and Pim in the back with a knife to increase my collection of dog tags.

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Da boyz need themselves a Nob they do

I was near the Office on Kharg and an enemy scout helicopter was flying low with the passenger mowing a group of 3 people trying to hide near the rocks. He managed to get two of them and just as the pilot was turning it around for another row on third guy left I caught a glimpse of the cockpit. I fired and headshot the pilot. The helicopter plunged into the sea with the passenger trying to swim away. But he did not get too far.


On conquest Metro I was camping one of the stairways. I did this for the whole map, getting around 15 kills in the process. I was playing Support with the M429 and literally doing nothing but spraying at the stairway. At one point I hard my left hand scratching my nose with the right one just jamming the left-click and I managed to headshot some poor sob that was running up the stairs.

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Comfortably Numb

You can. You'll take it 'cause ya gotno choice. How'd ya like twenty four hours of it, lying in a muddy ditch with only the rotting corpses of your friends to keep you company? Trapped behind enemy lines, lying in a rat hole with my entire squad dead. They thought they killed everybody, and except for me, they were right. But it wasn't for lack of trying. A grenade blew up right next to me, that's why I'm so pretty.

...and then when I came back to my senses, I realized I had killed the entire V.C. squadron single handedly. My bayonet had blood and chunks of yellow flesh on it like some cannibal shish kabob.




Actually, yestarday, a tank was driving towards me, i ducked down behind a white van and threw charges out in front of me, I suicided and took out the tank, it's crew an 3 other guys who were using the tank for cover. It was like that bit in that movie.

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Spawn on squad mate, in frot of me, at 4-5 meters, a car runing to step over us. Prone, pull out grenade launcher (i'm in unloking everything for assault class now , weapons gadgets ofc ) hit the car, disabled at 10 cm distance of my head . Then with some luck we killed them inside car .

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BAM!
"Player with nothing to live for" - PsychoStats

I was chasing the enemy down the street to kill the mofo and as I turned the corner his mate spawned, so I took my chance. My heart was racing, I legged it up behind him and I stole his tags YAY. My first tags stolen YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Oh oh and and on a Rush game I was in this tank with a random dude shooting away on the machine gun at the top (or whatever it is, it's a gun meh) and as I looked up I saw this suicide jet coming towards me, great big bloody thing in my face, PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW BOOM KAPOW.... Ha ha your dead and I'm not

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

"give me your facking dog tags!" (must be read with a cockney accent in mind)

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Heh, I had a similar experience yesterday though it wasn't on a street but on a small hill on Kharg. Some dude had fired his weapon so I noticed his arrow appearing on the mini-map and decided to hunt his ass down with my knife since he were just roughly 20 meters away from my location. Suddenly noticed him running past me and readied my knife key though he was sprinting so I followed him ridiculously close but not enough for a melee-kill until he stopped behind a few rocks -- "My chance!", I thought, until he decided to move away while I stupidly lunged my knife into thin air like an idiot. But he didn't notice me, amazingly, so what follows is one of the most stupid chases I've ever had in this game; he was sprinting all over the fucking place with me just behind like a grade-A moron trying to get into range to kill him. Of course the background music was starting to set in as we were about to win the match and I was like "Fuck!" so I was contemplating wherever I should nail him in the ass with my rifle instead but, by some friggin' miracle, he stood still just enough for me to get those well earned dog tags seconds before the match ended.

Long story short; I saw a guy who ran, I followed, he ran again, I followed, he ran yet again, I followed until my knife sank into his throat. Knifing people is so satisfying... in this game, I mean.

yeah, they really have nailed the melee kill moves in this game.

Nothing better than to peel (and i mean peel, as that is what the animation feels like) a sniper off his camping rock and tear his face open.

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Or to have it glitch and thus you stand there flailing your knife at him doing 20 damage

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Da boyz need themselves a Nob they do

I believe the map was Damavand Peak. Me and my squad just reached a point when suddenly my squad was killed one by one behind me. I ran into a buildind i heard it came shots from, into second floor. 2 guys standing in each their window looking the same way. I always like to knife people, and as none of them had a clue i was there, i ran for one of them to knife him. While i did that, the second guy turned to run out down the stairs where i came from. I ran past him while we both saw each other in the corner of our eyes, knifed his mate, heard on my headset he stopped up so i turned around, and put some pistol bullets inside him.

The whole squad i played with at the time was on mumble with me, and told me they fell a tear for the awesomeness

Sneaking behind a tank and blowing it up with C4 charges is one of the coolest things I've ever done in games. Such an awesome feeling!

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Comfortably Numb

I was on this one map, doing really really well... shooting dudes left and right of me. Then i ran up this hill and saw a tank below me.... took aim, pressed the trigger... and i got disconnected. it was AWESOME... its probably my favourite BF3 experience so far and i get to experience it every 10 minutes if i want to or not!

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"What are you guys talking about?"
ZombieStalin: ... God... and Porn....
"NIIIIICEEEEEE"

My battlefield seems to be fixed now (touch wood) so ill stop being bitter and hopefully will put a more genuine story on here soon

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"What are you guys talking about?"
ZombieStalin: ... God... and Porn....
"NIIIIICEEEEEE"

Taking down a jet with tank cannon. Priceless .

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BAM!
"Player with nothing to live for" - PsychoStats

Best response to someone asking if the bullet drop was realistic in the game :p

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Da boyz need themselves a Nob they do

Hahahaha

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BAM!
"Player with nothing to live for" - PsychoStats

26:0 in my tank the other day :3 i love my new tank customisations, and when anna jumps in and i get frickin sonar as well!!!

and after that round, i can get two bitches in the back seat! yeah boi!

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Tart!

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

oh you know you are one of them, perhaps even my bottom bitch (that is the pimp's main ho )

maybe zombie, ditch or greywind can fight over the other seat, but they gotta make their minds up on which seat they can take!!!

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."