1. frog. spiders suck, if i got the right kind of frog i could rent it out to junkies who want to go on a trip. (it probably wouldn't even need to be the right kind of frog, i could just tell 'em that it was and they'd lick it and get high anyway. surely i'm not the first person to think of this business model?)
2. tank. chances of me hitting a blimp from the ground are zero. also, all you could probably make it the next Hindeburg by giving it a mean old ogle, explosives are totally overkill.
3. plane. the hell would i do with a missile that i can't launch?
4. eagle's fine.
5. home!
or i could give some creative answer about space civilization millions of years in the future and inconceivable distances from earth, but let's not get carried away here.
6. when we say 'deadly virus' are we talking about a particularly nasty cold that'll bump off a few Grannies, or something that there's no cure for and is gonna come round and kill me in the end anyway? whatever, i'm sure there's some nice Iranian chaps that i could sell that enriched uranium to.
7. ...a ship. why would anyone choose a bunker - an underground room - in a flood?
8. if by 'robot fighter' you mean 'Megatron, fully working life-size version', the the robot. although if the RC spider was small, exactly lifelike and fitted with wireless cameras, sound recorders and a web feed for both then that would be pretty interesting.
i have unusual definitions of the word 'toy', i know
9. US probs, i've got some family over there. not that i see why anyone would choose to live in the US, but whatever.
10. a screwdriver, and use the handle of it as a hammer when need be. not that i know what job i'm supposed to be doing with it or anything.
why did i bother with this