As the title states, my minecraft keeps crashing. This happens every time I try to log in on the application. It not only happens on one of the launchers I have downloaded, but all of them. Lucky for me that MultiMC creates a crash report every time minecraft crashes.
Not so luckily for me though that: I don't understand it.

Every time it crashes while I am using MultiMC the MultiMC console tells me: "Minecraft Crashed. Exited with Code 1."

I have pasted the crash report it generated onto pastebin: http://pastebin.com/rMgPSz39

Please someone help me with this, as I would really like to get back to minecraft even if it's a bunch of drama.

Edit: I have already re-installed the latest java and launchers. It still continues.

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<@wankin> i have a double penis one where it's meant to be and one on my head so i get called dick head alot but a plus is the ladies love it

Alright, lets see. First off the main thing that breaks it is its dividing by 0 somewhere. Now, I am not 100% sure, but I think it may be to do with windows 8. I recall reading something about a windows 7 compatibility mode somewhere that you should try and run it in.

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It worked fine before today. Also that didn't help same thing, as soon as I log in on the default launcher, it closes before even showing any pictures of any kind.

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<@wankin> i have a double penis one where it's meant to be and one on my head so i get called dick head alot but a plus is the ladies love it

I also tried restoring my graphics settings back to factory default to see if that made it work, but it didn't.

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<@wankin> i have a double penis one where it's meant to be and one on my head so i get called dick head alot but a plus is the ladies love it

Well it is working now. No clue what I did to fix it, but apparently something worked. If it starts malfunctioning again I will post here again.

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<@wankin> i have a double penis one where it's meant to be and one on my head so i get called dick head alot but a plus is the ladies love it

The problem was your graphics driver, you have an ATI graphics card don't you?

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<@wankin> i have a double penis one where it's meant to be and one on my head so i get called dick head alot but a plus is the ladies love it

The crash report said everything, problems in your OpenGL driver. Why it was doing that I have no idea though.

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