cookeye got the pics, i got the quotes.

This one reminds me of typical new beta-testers:
Eddy: Hey, is this thing ready yet?
Edd: Well.. Actually, Eddy, since it's just a prototype and still in need of...
(Eddy gets on space rocket Edd made)
Edd: Eddy!
Eddy: There's only one seat in this thing! Why'd you just put one seat, Double-D?
Edd: Well, I told you this is the prototype. When this is properly tested, then I'll build the real one.
Eddy: Yeah, whatever. Let's go, Double D. Lift-off!
Edd: Well, Eddy, I still need to-
Eddy: Double D, fire the rocket!
Edd: (sighs) Fine, but you... ah... you'd better wear this.
(Puts pan on Eddy's head)
Eddy: Oh, yeah.
Edd: (sighs) Three, two, one, ignition!
(Eddy goes flying on the rocket but it dissolves in the air and Eddy starts falling down)
Edd: Oh! Better test the parachute(presses a button on a remote. Eddy's seat spawns a parachute). At least that works.(drops the remote on the ground.the button gets pressed again, the parachute falls off, Eddy falls on Edd)
Eddy: Hey, Double D! The rocket needs work!
Edd: It's a prototype!!
___________________________________

So, I never went back to work for Lieutenant Dan. Though he did take care of my Bubba Gump money. He got me invested in some kind of fruit company. (apple)
_____________________________________
Jenny: Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?
Forrest Gump: I sit next to them in my home economics class all the time.
____________________________________
Lyndon B. Johnson: [Putting medal on Forrest] America owes you a debt of gratitude, son. Now I understand you were wounded. Where were you hit?
Forrest Gump: In the buttocks, Sir.
Lyndon B. Johnson: Oh that must be a sight.
[Whispering to Forrest]
Lyndon B. Johnson: I'd like to see that.
[Forrest shows him; Johnson walks away embarrassed]
Lyndon B. Johnson: God damn, son.
_____________________________________
Earl: [Narrating] About six years ago I was out drinking when I met this little firecracker.
Earl: You got great boobs, Peggy.
Earl: [Narrating] Her name was not Peggy.
_____________________________________



More to come.. U guys r welcome to post if u want to..

_________________
^.-
motherfuckin rabbits ejaculating sunshine

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Keep death off the roads. Drive on the pavement

_________________