As suggested on msn, but most likely the best excuse you can find
Tell em your condom cracked, and you needed to get a mornin afterpill for ur gf
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| Author: | Greasy_greabo [ 18 Mar 2008, 11:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Excuses..Excuses... |
Ok guys, every morning I wake up to find I've missed my morning class at college - or two... And Im trying to remedy this but atm it would be nice to get some excuses as Im running short fast! Cheers Greasy |
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| Author: | [SpA]SaintK [ 18 Mar 2008, 11:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
As suggested on msn, but most likely the best excuse you can find Tell em your condom cracked, and you needed to get a mornin afterpill for ur gf
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| Author: | [SpA]Spikespiegel [ 18 Mar 2008, 11:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
Tell them you have your period! |
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| Author: | [SpA]Ruscher [ 18 Mar 2008, 11:58 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
Tell them you needed to finish the raid in WoW you startet in the night
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| Author: | [SpA]Spikespiegel [ 18 Mar 2008, 12:01 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
Tell them that you burned yourself on a Pyro, and that you had to wait for Magisk to stop fooling around with his Bonesaw, so he could heal your wounds. |
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| Author: | [SpA]Noxious [ 18 Mar 2008, 12:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
Buy a better/louder alarm clock
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| Author: | Magisk [ 18 Mar 2008, 12:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
Spikespiegel wrote: Tell them that you burned yourself on a Pyro, and that you had to wait for Magisk to stop fooling around with his Bonesaw, so he could heal your wounds.
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| Author: | [SpA]Agni [ 18 Mar 2008, 13:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
Well my most used "excuse" was translated "couldn't bother" - "signed" by my dad (we had this stupid absence list thingy that needed parents signature) Other one that I used was " Too busy, pizza in oven" |
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| Author: | The Reverend [ 18 Mar 2008, 13:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
I had the same problem. Though it happened so much to me my lecturers gave up moaning at me. |
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| Author: | Teddynator [ 18 Mar 2008, 14:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
smear your hands with the oil of ur bike's chain and say that your chain ???jumped out???...well that should help 
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| Author: | [SpA]Spikespiegel [ 18 Mar 2008, 14:15 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
Teddynator wrote: smear your hands with the oil of ur bike's chain and say that your chain ???jumped out???...well that should help Missing two classes because of a small problem like this ?
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| Author: | Teddynator [ 18 Mar 2008, 14:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
Spikespiegel wrote: Teddynator wrote: smear your hands with the oil of ur bike's chain and say that your chain ???jumped out???...well that should help Missing two classes because of a small problem like this ?  ... well I've got a mom, who wakes me up 15 before school :>..aw I love it...and when I'm bored of school I may call there and say that I'm sick :O...I'm such a fucking genius and evil :30
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| Author: | Crovax20 [ 18 Mar 2008, 22:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
1. Call in sick 2. blame public transport 3. funeral 4. 25th wedding anniversery 5. you witnessed a car accident and had to stay with the police or something 6. Your uncle from timbadoland came over for 1 day and you really wanted to see him 7. your dog died 8. your cat died 9. You forgot to set your alarm clock 10. You had a power outage, and thus the alarm clock didn't go off. |
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| Author: | Greasy_greabo [ 19 Mar 2008, 00:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
Some good ones here guys! Luckily i usually only have like two classes a day so i only miss one... :> keep em coming ! |
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| Author: | [SpA]Bucky [ 19 Mar 2008, 07:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
pfeifer! tell them you have a weird medical condition for which you have to smoke 10 grams of weed every day Go for the psych tour and tell em you have nightmares and stuff  (you gotta be willing to take this to extreme though. They probably contact your folks and maybe even make you go to a shrink)tell them you gotta take care of your sick handicapped little sister every morning tell em one of your folks is very ill and you gotta chip in every day, certainly the morning Tell em you're in your most important phase in your life and you're part of a very broad community called SpA and one day, you'll take over the world. This is taking up all your time and you really don't need an education cuz SpA is gonna fund you with every resource/money in your life you'll ever need. This community takes up all of your time, certainly at night. |
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| Author: | [SpA]Ruscher [ 19 Mar 2008, 10:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
[SpA]Bucky wrote:
Tell em you're in your most important phase in your life and you're part of a very broad community called SpA and one day, you'll take over the world.
This is taking up all your time and you really don't need an education cuz SpA is gonna fund you with every resource/money in your life you'll ever need. This community takes up all of your time, certainly at night. Hehe Bucky the last one is my Favourite of them! Tell that your teachers and they'll fully understand and stop asking for any reasons anymore.
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| Author: | DrMcMoist [ 20 Mar 2008, 16:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
Tell your lecturer "I am the Night" That should explain everything |
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| Author: | Elemental Dragon [ 21 Mar 2008, 15:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Excuses..Excuses... |
I got the wrong train I got half way and then realised I'd left my assignment at home and had to run back and get it The washingmachine leaked I slipped and passed out in the shower My great auntie from austrailia phoned and wouldn't hang up ~Bex |
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