Some of you may recognize me as the guy who has animated boobie sprays, hell, I've written about them in my introductory thread.
I'm starting this thread because a funny (in my opinion) guy called me a pervert on the server today. He also said that he's offended by my sprays, that they are horrible and so on.
Now - even the most prudent country in the world, the US, don't rate naked female breasts above PG-13 (it's not full frontal nudity after all!). In Poland and Europe in general you can usually see them on daytime TV and even films featuring (softcore) sex scenes rarely get anything more than 16+ (boobs could get something around 12+).
I don't want to hear any crap that they are not suitable for children or that they might offend somebody because I find something that could offend another person like every other second when playing an online game (experience might change during online play? :-D). Also, boobies are bad but excessive blood and gore are OK? Half-Life 2 is rated 16+ by PEGI so if some minors are playing the game it's not MY problem but their parents' (although I'll never make my children have an unhealthy attitude towards sex and nudity, that's the way I was brought up). I guess David Cronenberg knew what he was doing when he made the infamous "A History of Violence"...
Anyways. The reason why I'm using these two sprays is NOT because I'm lacking alternatives - I have around 200 custom spray images in TF2 - it's just that I'm the one who made them. ^^
I recorded the source Flash movies frame-by-frame and encoded them as animated textures (of course lowering the framerate because HL2 has limits on the size) using VTFEdit.
Now, am I a pervert or the guy that makes such a fuss about female breasts? Yes, I love them, like any non-homosexual (nothing against homosexuals - I have some gay friends :-P) male because they are so wonderfully round, soft and have those hard nipples to suck on... Ehm... I digress... ;-)
So what's your opinion about it? Not that it'll change my behavior because I'm clearly not doing anything forbidden - I'm just curious. =)
P.S. For good measure; here are the "source files" for my sprays - I haven't converted them all because some animations were too complex or looked crappy when chopped into fewer frames. (It's Sydney Moon, by the way, and she hasn't ever done any hardcore stuff)
http://www.codclan.org/ccount/click.php?id=16
http://www.codclan.org/ccount/click.php?id=17
http://www.codclan.org/ccount/click.php?id=18
http://www.codclan.org/ccount/click.php?id=19
http://www.codclan.org/ccount/click.php?id=20
P.P.S. Yes, I DO know the touch of a woman (c'mon, it's not as if I'm 12), I guess better than the guy on the server. ;-)
Maybe this makes me appreciate boobies, the most wonderful thing on Earth, even more... Mmmmh! Boobies! Sadly I broke up with my girlfriend recently - no, not because of the spray. ;-)
Check out this video by the way: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... nniversary
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is hilarious, if you don't know him already!
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people are too easily offended (in many many ways) nowadays!
