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 Post subject: Tales Of Team Fortress 2
PostPosted: 10 Aug 2008, 21:03 
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So the point is to tell funny stories about Team Fortress 2, like a funny kill or something, you can add a pic too if you want.
Heres my story:
Dustbowl, stage 2, attack, im a medic...
I have ubercharge ready, im healing a heavy, round starts, and heavy gets blown away 0.1 seconds before I deploy uber, so I need to find someone else to uber, and fast...I find a soldier camping near our spawn right behind me, I deploy my uber on him.....nothing happens...he is just looking around like a bloody idiot...almost when my uber is gone the soldier yells: MEDIC!!!.....and again: MEDIC!!! my uber ends and the heavy respawns, I just start healing him and laughing a bit at the soldier.

Fastlane, RED, middle/center cap, im a sniper
Im aiming at the door far away...a BLU pyro shows up...I shoot him right to his head, I start reloading and I wonder: "is that a pyro in there running behind the corner..?" when I get zoomed again I see: it is a pyro...why didnt it die?!? then I see a corpse on the floor, its a spy, i look that where did i hit it...headshot... so: I shot to pyros head, but spys head was perfectly on the way and I killed the spy instead of the pyro. I had to explain to that spy that Im not a cheater.


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PostPosted: 10 Aug 2008, 22:08 
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I had that last thing happen to me aswel on Hydro. I was sniping with Spikespiegel on red. I was aiming at a pyro running down from the left side when I took a shot at (or better said, over) his head. The next thing I know there's a dead spy where thin air used to be and spike and me were laughing our asses off!

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PostPosted: 10 Aug 2008, 22:21 
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A pyro that thought he'd be smart and drop down from a catwalk... except he forgot that he had low health and fell to his death. Right in front of my feet :D

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PostPosted: 11 Aug 2008, 11:28 
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I was engineering at intel, you know the drill, caring for my sentry, getting a snack at the dispenser, roaming around out of pure boredom, when I see that Demoman quickly passing by, then getting out.
Alright, maybe it's just a guy who wanted to check if the defenses were good, don't worry buddy, next mothafukka gunna get my metal.

Then five seconds later an engineer comes in. Bearing my name.
Sorry mate, disguising as an engineer to sap sentries is a good idea, yet a bit cliché, but looks like you faked the wrong guy .*shoots*.

Two minutes later another engineer comes in. Bearing my name.
Now I know you can't see the name of the guy you're faking when you're a spy, that's also the beauty of it, but when you're so obviously out of luck, just give up your job for a while, try to be a scout or a demoman. Also, when you see that someone's repeatedly shooting you from afar, chances are pretty high that you got spotted.

Anyway, that guy then tried to attack, shooting from the other side of the room, with a level 3 sentry right next to him. Poor spy lasted 3 seconds max, the only thing that got him closer to the intel was the rockets thrust :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: 11 Aug 2008, 12:19 
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classic case of should have cloaked

Lone engineers are easy as a spy, decloak next to the sentry or behind the engineer. Sap sentry and dispenser, both are usually located near eachother, pull out revolver and blast the engineer to death, or if he is tending his sentry stab engi sap turret.

Revolver shots at close range do over 40 damage, so only takes 3 shots on the engi to murder him.

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PostPosted: 12 Aug 2008, 00:54 
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the sniper things happens to me alot, especially 2Fort Sniper will pop his head out and around the same time a cloaked spy will run past and get head shotted. and the Spy will scream and shout and complain ive been banned once or twice for it because the Spy's been a admin :(

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PostPosted: 22 Aug 2008, 04:25 
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Had that sniper vs. spy thingy just with someone els.
i was sniper aiming on another snipers head, when i did the shot a damn engineer comes out and take the shot for the sniper so he kills me. damn i was angre on that engineer.


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PostPosted: 22 Aug 2008, 12:56 
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There was a very sunny day in gravel , the poor spy was walking lonely but suddenly dissaster STRIKES : he just fell with he's head in he's own knife and died

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