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Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 08 Sep 2008, 21:33 ]
Post subject:  Woman problems need help plz :D
Well can you give me some tips and maybe even tricks to asking a girl out for the first time.
Details:
-Met her in camp.
-Became friends (atleast i think so). :4
-I talk to her by msn.

I like her and would like to meet her again, but i dont know how to ask her out. Also i am scared tha ill freeze if (and hopefully when) i meet her. :(


P.S. Im only 14 so no drinking :(

Plz help :D

When I was writing this i was listening to Machine Head - The Burning Red, wich is making me almost cry, because it so depressing and beautiful :D
Author:  Shizz [ 08 Sep 2008, 21:37 ]
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the only way to do is it..

Just ask :) tell her that you enjoy speaking to her and you would like to meet up somewhere for the day.

she can only say Yes or No.

either way your 14 and you dont need to worry about to much at the present time :)
Author:  [SpA]Spikespiegel [ 08 Sep 2008, 21:37 ]
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Tell her that you'd like to park your car in her garage!
Author:  Shizz [ 08 Sep 2008, 21:38 ]
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[SpA]Spikespiegel wrote:
Tell her that you'd like to park your car in her garage!
ROFL :4
Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 08 Sep 2008, 21:38 ]
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[SpA]Spikespiegel wrote:
Tell her that you'd like to park your car in her garage!
I lost my car in a car accident :D
Just kidding :D
Author:  [SpA]SonnyBlack [ 08 Sep 2008, 21:41 ]
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NabNab wrote:
[SpA]Spikespiegel wrote:
Tell her that you'd like to park your car in her garage!
I lost my car in a car accident :D
Just kidding :D
o rly? I thought you already own a car... NOOOT
Author:  Miek! [ 08 Sep 2008, 21:44 ]
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Just ask her ^^
Say that you liked the first meeting, so you want to see/meet her again.
Most girls like it when boys get a bit shy. Just talking about my experiences ofcourse.
Good luck!
Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 08 Sep 2008, 21:51 ]
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[SpA]SonnY BlacK wrote:
NabNab wrote:
[SpA]Spikespiegel wrote:
Tell her that you'd like to park your car in her garage!
I lost my car in a car accident :D
Just kidding :D
o rly? I thought you already own a car... NOOOT
You got it all wrong.
Weirdo does not have a car because dr. bob didnt give him a new one to him :mrgreen:
Author:  Lim-Dul [ 08 Sep 2008, 22:16 ]
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Instructional video by Tenacious D:



I hope the law in Denmark is close to the one in Germany in that you can, uhm, retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter above the age of 14 without parents' consent? =)
[SpA]Miek wrote:
Just ask her ^^
Say that you liked the first meeting, so you want to see/meet her again.
Most girls like it when boys get a bit shy. Just talking about my experiences ofcourse.
Good luck!
Confirmed from a guy's perspective. Hence most of us have to behave completely differently to our normal modus operandi on dates but luckily, depending on our proficiency in these matters, we usually manage to marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten before our disguise is dropped. ^^

P.S. You can either do that or pretend you're a DJ as we agreed on in another thread. ^^

P.P.S. I think that this might be the worst place to ask a question like this and expect a serious answer even though we pretend to be a mature bunch. ^^
Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 08 Sep 2008, 22:19 ]
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[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote:
Instructional video by Tenacious D:



P.S. I hope the law in Denmark is close to the one in Germany in that you can, uhm, retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter above the age of 14 without parents' consent? =)
I live in Finland :D
Author:  Lim-Dul [ 08 Sep 2008, 22:24 ]
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Quote:
I live in Finland
Sorry - for some reason I thought about Spikespiegel in that context (in a completely kosher way!).
From what I gather the law in Finland might be even more lax in these matters so go ahead - vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet. ^^

P.S. Euphemisms lifted from the song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the Bloodhound Gang. =)

P.P.S. So, you were listening to Machine Head? When (not IF :-P) everything fails you'll be listening to this song a lot - that's what I've been doing after my 3.5 year relationship broke apart. :-P
Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 08 Sep 2008, 22:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: Woman problems need help plz :D
Thanks lim-dul you just made my day with the Bloodhoud Gang song!!!!!!! :mrgreen:
Also thanks to Miek and Shizz for the tips. :mrgreen:
Also thanks spike for the NOT SO good advise;D
Author:  [SpA]SaintK [ 08 Sep 2008, 23:03 ]
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Just ask her if she fancy's going to the movies!
Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 08 Sep 2008, 23:08 ]
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[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote:
P.P.S. I think that this might be the worst place to ask a question like this and expect a serious answer even though we pretend to be a mature bunch. ^^
I know but i still love you all for atleast pretending <3

P.S. Im now hooked on Foxtrot Charlie Uniform Kilo :D
Author:  Lim-Dul [ 08 Sep 2008, 23:11 ]
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Quote:
P.S. Im now hooked on Foxtrot Charlie Uniform Kilo
Play it as ambient music on your first date. ^^
You know, subliminal messages and stuff. :-D
Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 08 Sep 2008, 23:13 ]
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[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote:
Quote:
P.S. Im now hooked on Foxtrot Charlie Uniform Kilo
Play it as ambient music on your first date. ^^
You know, subliminal messages and stuff. :-D
Its kinda hard to play it at the movies ;D
Author:  Mint [ 08 Sep 2008, 23:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: Woman problems need help plz :D
NabNab wrote:
Well can you give me some tips and maybe even tricks to asking a girl out for the first time.
Details:
-Met her in camp.
-Became friends (atleast i think so). :4
-I talk to her by msn.

I like her and would like to meet her again, but i dont know how to ask her out. Also i am scared tha ill freeze if (and hopefully when) i meet her. :(


P.S. Im only 14 so no drinking :(

Plz help :D

When I was writing this i was listening to Machine Head - The Burning Red, wich is making me almost cry, because it so depressing and beautiful :D
alright... where to start.... uhm... guys DO NOT cry while listening to a song, unless it's to "impress" a lady... but she has to be in the near vicinity

anyway... just wear some fun weird clothes, it's sure to be an icebreaker... or you could do it the normal boring way and actually just go and talk to her... invite her to a movie.... do something fun.. uhm.. what do you 14 year old kids do now a days?.... smoke weed? go swimming? football practice? .... get drunk and have random sex with 40 year old guys?
Author:  [SpA]YellowGoudvis [ 09 Sep 2008, 00:48 ]
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like saint said, go to a movie or something, hold a movie night at your place with some friends and invite her too, (helps with the shyness)
Author:  Lim-Dul [ 09 Sep 2008, 01:31 ]
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Yeah - that's a nice idea - inviting her to a party BUT only if you invite lots of other girls, too. DO NOT invite only your fellow World of Warcraft players etc. :-D
If you can't organize a proper party for whatever reason (if I remember correctly it is more difficult when you're 14 (parents, lack of a good place etc.)) then "solo her" - DP is overrated anyway... Uhm...

P.S. I checked the age of consent in Finland and it seems to be 16 - sucks to be you - ha, ha, ha! ^^
P.P.S. South America and Mexico - jailbait heaven! Woohoo! Uhm... I'm not a pedophile by the way - like big boobs (and butts) ;-)
P.P.P.S. I like the Dutch attitude - the age of consent might be as low as 12 (!) if the age difference isn't more than 4 years...

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Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 09 Sep 2008, 06:33 ]
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[SpA]Mint wrote:
get drunk and have random sex with 40 year old guys?
thats what my friends girlfriend did :D

P.S. We here cant have sex with 18 year olds but whith people our age its legal :D
its kinda complicated :D
Author:  [SpA]TheWeirdo [ 09 Sep 2008, 07:45 ]
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NabNab wrote:
P.S. Im only 14 so no drinking :(
:roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyway i got no tips, sorry.
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 09 Sep 2008, 11:11 ]
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NabNab wrote:
[SpA]Mint wrote:
get drunk and have random sex with 40 year old guys?
thats what my friends girlfriend did :D

P.S. We here cant have sex with 18 year olds but whith people our age its legal :D
its kinda complicated :D
Haha. The way you phrase that makes it sound like the reverse of here.

That would be pretty funny, if 14 year olds were getting sent to prison for having sex with 37 year olds. All the while the 37 year olds were shouting about how "They were in love!" and "I will wait until my lover is 16 then we shall be together"

Oh and by funny I mean vomit inducing.
Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 09 Sep 2008, 12:56 ]
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Oh my god!

Tell her about your large PC community!
Tell her about your love of all things geek!
Tell her you sit naked at your pc for hours on end!
Tell her you think she looks a bit like that bird from www.sucksucksuck.com

Someone I can impart my knowledge to!

Oh and Umm... it hasnt worked so well for me...
Author:  jinja_ninja [ 09 Sep 2008, 13:01 ]
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Just be yourself and be casual about it. Going out and doing something is the best option. If you go out for a drink 1-on-1 you might run out of conversation and then the awkward silence start. If you guys keep yourself busy (oi, I know what you dirtbags are thinking!) then at least it breaks things down a little - makes it easier for both people. Maybe bowling, cinema etc?

Also, don't wear tight trousers. You could cause some awkward "boner" moments :shock:
Author:  [SpA]_w3s [ 09 Sep 2008, 13:18 ]
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ohh, how cute!
:26

go for it nabnab! :4

be urself and make her love u!
Author:  Lim-Dul [ 09 Sep 2008, 15:24 ]
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NabNab wrote:
P.S. We here cant have sex with 18 year olds but whith people our age its legal
Mmmhhh - sex with 18 year olds... Wait - I think we're looking at this from a different perspective. ^^
Quote:
its kinda complicated
Nah, it isn't. You know - sometimes a boy and a girl love each other very much. Then they get nekkid and start cuddling and it *could happen* that the boy's snake gets lost in the girl's jungle (or barren canyon =). Then they cuddle some more and that's where babies come from!

Welcome to our friendly SpA child care program! Choose from a wide range of other courses for your offspring, like "Why alcohol isn't that bad - even in excessive amounts" right here at SpecialAttack.net. Sign up now!

I have no idea why Bucky said that SpA members can't be father figures. ^^
Now go and smoke some weed, NabNab - and don't forget that if everything else fails getting the lass drunk will get you *there* sooner or later. :-D
jinja_ninja wrote:
Also, don't wear tight trousers. You could cause some awkward "boner" moments
Do you want to talk about it? :-D
Boner moments for the win - if they happen during your first kiss with the girl in question I don't think they would be interpreted in a bad way. Unless the girl didn't receive proper sexual education yet in which case you should point her in the general direction of this very forum. Wait - I think that sounded wrong, very wrong. ^^
Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 09 Sep 2008, 15:25 ]
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Dammit. :20
I got a maybe cause she doesent have time on the next 2 orso weekends. :cry:
Author:  Lim-Dul [ 09 Sep 2008, 15:30 ]
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NabNab wrote:
I got a maybe cause she doesent have time on the next 2 orso weekends.
Hmmm - doesn't sound good TBH.
The typical "I don't have time for the next two weeks" excuse - she's hoping to get rid of you, you creep! :-P
Also, remember that if a woman says "yes" she means "maybe" and if she says "maybe" she means "no". Women never say "no" if you're wondering, hence all the communicative problems between the sexes. ^^

P.S. I recall a similar situation when I was 13 or so and have fallen in love with a girl on a skiing holiday. The response I received when we got back was similar to that one and I never met her again. :-P
What were you thinking? You should have gotten into her pants while you were on vacation - that's what children camps are for, aren't they? At least that's the way it is in Poland with our poorly trained, negligent and drunk supervisors - not that I would know because I spent my childhood in Germany. ^^
Author:  [SpA]cookye [ 09 Sep 2008, 17:25 ]
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I spotted a grammatical error in Lim-Dul's post! ^
Author:  Lim-Dul [ 09 Sep 2008, 18:14 ]
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[SpA]cookye wrote:
I spotted a grammatical error in Lim-Dul's post! ^
Well, then don't be an ass and tell me where it is. ;-)
Contrary to popular belief I like being corrected since it's the only way I can avoid making the same mistakes in future. ^^
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