I dunno why, but it reminds me on Prince of Bel Air.

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chilling out maxin', relaxin', all coolin' out shoothing some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighbourhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel air".
I whistle for a cab and when it came near the license said "FRESH" and had a dice in the mirror, if anything i could have thought this was rare (?) but I thought "now forget it, go home to Bel Air"
(???) yo holmes smell you later, look at my kingdom I was finally there, at the throne of the prince of Bel air.
Written out of my memory. Some mistakes, a line missing, but I
need to start remembering more useful stuff