this has nearly broken my F5 key

http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/

the best one I've had so far (in terms of lol's provided) -

Battered Butter
Serves 4
You will need:
140g pickle
70ml tabasco sauce
30g butter
90ml mint sauce
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 190 C
defrost the butter
heat the butter in the saucepan
stir the butter
sprinkle the butter over the top
stir-fry the pickle
sauté the mint sauce
fry the pickle
microwave the mint sauce
blend with the pickle
flambe the mint sauce
saute the mint sauce
mix the mint sauce in
throw the butter away
put the tabasco sauce in the saucepan
bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

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my best till now:

Lemons A La Lemons
Serves 3
You will need:

* 2 lemons
* 4 oranges

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 210 C
2. rinse the lemons
3. sift the oranges
4. bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

and another one:

Sheets Of Ricepaper Mini Roasties
Serves 2
You will need:

* 20ml white wine
* 5 sheets of ricepaper
* 60g bacon
* 10g plain flour

Instructions:

1. put the sheets of ricepaper in the saucepan
2. saut� the sheets of ricepaper
3. melt the sheets of ricepaper
4. whisk the plain flour
5. simmer the plain flour gently for 20 minutes
6. sauté the white wine
7. barbeque the bacon
8. throw it all away

My favorite

Mince Sandwich
Serves 1
You will need:

* 50g sprouts
* 20g mince
* 1 pork chops

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
2. fry the sprouts until browned
3. whisk the sprouts
4. throw the sprouts away
5. slice the mince
6. spoon the mince onto a warmed plate
7. discard the pork chops
8. bake for 20 minutes and serve hot

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02:47 <@NabNab> saifon: you so sexy
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