I didn't want to do this but I have no doubt that anybody reading this chat transcript will feel the same as I do. The kids going off the fucking rails and this is just proof.
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: What you doing out here?
[SpA]Minimoosey!: out where?

[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: Well you're only online
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: You're usually playing a game
[SpA]Minimoosey!: ^^ No pcw's tonight so I can go on whenever I want
[SpA]Minimoosey!: also last day of college today, got a few weeks of exam leave now
[SpA]Minimoosey!: the exams are so important though, going to take up a lot of my time
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: Fuck exams
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: Nah I'm kidding
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: You go make something of yourself lad
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: Maybe be a Baker

[SpA]Minimoosey!: lol
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: What?
[SpA]Minimoosey!: I wouldn't be doing so much maths if I wanted to be a baker, i want to be a material scientist
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: Dough is material
[SpA]Minimoosey!: There isn't really much research into dough though :3
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: Do you get to see the smiling faces of your regular customers as you hand over a freshly baked Granary loaf as a Material Scientist?
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: Do you get to make custom cakes for Weddings that have that very special personal touch as a Material Scientist?
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: Do you get to fuck the school girl who's on Job Experience as a Material Scientist??
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: No
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: No
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: NO
[SpA]Minimoosey!: lol
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: It's time to go back to the drawing board Moosey me lad cause you've FUCKED UP somewhere along the line!!
[SpA]Minimoosey!: I should get a better wage than a Baker though, also I might be inventing body armour which saves lives or creating cloaking materials :d
[SpA]Minimoosey!: CLOAKING materials
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: You can't eat that!
[SpA]Minimoosey!: it can make objects invisible to the naked eye though

[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: It wouldn't make my anger invisible
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: And I'm angry right now
[SpA]Minimoosey!:

[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: I really thought we'd open a Bakery together
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: McMoist & Not Son Bakers
[SpA]Minimoosey!: ^^
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: Now if you can invent a bread that's invisible to the naked eye I'd be impressed
[SpA]Minimoosey!: well that would be quite difficult, but in a few years I might be able to make the bread invisible by wrapping it up in a light relay material

[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: Don't hit me with that horse shit!
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: Make invisible dough or get out of my sight!!
[SpA]Minimoosey!: well maybe if the dough was very thin and you didn't cook it xD
[SpA]Minimoosey!: like only a few atoms thick
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: Are you even hearing yourself!?
[SpA]DrMcMoist|TSTP: You're not talking like a Baker at all!!