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| Author: | [SpA]Revenge [ 31 May 2009, 16:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Mints idea :D |
Ok I think it was mint and i and some others who decided we should have a topic about chat up lines basically post up ur top 2 chat up lines in this thread. The winner of this little thread will recieve a diet coke from me in the next spa meeting. The winner will be decided by a vote 
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| Author: | sebas [ 31 May 2009, 16:57 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mints idea :D |
I already posted my approach: http://forum.specialattack.net/viewtopi ... 811#p72811 |
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| Author: | MikeDH [ 31 May 2009, 18:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mints idea :D |
All chat up lines are bad, i think, but here's my favourite funnies: you: "Are you a single mum?" her: "err, no" you: "Do you want to be?" you: "aww man God must be angry!" her: "why?" you: "because he's missing an angel" *optional point like the fonz for both* TOTAL CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE |
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| Author: | [SpA]SonnyBlack [ 31 May 2009, 18:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mints idea :D |
A mate of me wanted to try that one in London. If u see a girl trying to light a cigarette u go to her punch the lighter out of her hand, light ur own lighter at the same time and tell her that this one is better (optional "it works with love"). He refused to try it when I showed him a girl trying to light a cigarette and I doubt it would have worked. 
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| Author: | [SpA]MrOrange [ 31 May 2009, 18:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mints idea :D |
Nice legs. What time do they open? |
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| Author: | [SpA]Migu [ 01 Jun 2009, 14:38 ] |
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[SpA]Mr Orange wrote: Nice legs. What time do they open?
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| Author: | Sawyer [ 01 Jun 2009, 15:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mints idea :D |
Ok, here I am. Now you have two wishes left. |
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| Author: | Mint [ 01 Jun 2009, 22:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mints idea :D |
your boobs seems to be sagging, here, let me hold them for you. |
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| Author: | [SpA]Revenge [ 02 Jun 2009, 00:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mints idea :D |
Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? |
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| Author: | nocomment [ 02 Jun 2009, 00:50 ] |
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All you need
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| Author: | Mint [ 02 Jun 2009, 02:50 ] |
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"I hear you're looking for a stud, well I got the STD and all I we need is U." "Screw me if I'm wrong, but you wanted to kiss me didn't you?" "do you belive in love at first sight or do I have to pass you again?" |
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| Author: | Lim-Dul [ 02 Jun 2009, 02:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mints idea :D |
"Sorry mam, I'm with the FBI - Female Body Inspectors - and I'm gonna have to ask you to remove your clothes." "Wow - that outfit looks great! You know how it would look even better? Laying on the ground next to my bed." "Are you good at math? Because then we can take you plus me, subtract your clothes, divide those legs and multiply!" "I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list." This one's the best: "Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus." ;-) |
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| Author: | MikeDH [ 02 Jun 2009, 16:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mints idea :D |
I remember a really old one, wouldn't work no adays though "here's 10p, go and call your dad you're coming home with me" I suppose you could hand her your mobile and tell her to ring lol |
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| Author: | [SpA]Revenge [ 02 Jun 2009, 16:53 ] |
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i like the famous "sigh , you`ll do" |
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| Author: | Mint [ 04 Jun 2009, 02:49 ] |
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need more creativity xD I want to hear Minimoose's pickups |
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| Author: | [SpA]Minimoose! [ 04 Jun 2009, 09:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mints idea :D |
 I'll churn some out at some point... This wasn't a disgusting pick up line by the way, it's just a phrase
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| Author: | nocomment [ 04 Jun 2009, 21:12 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mints idea :D |
"Haven't a come across your face before?..no? how about tonight then?" 
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| Author: | [SpA]CrackHead [ 05 Jun 2009, 14:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mints idea :D |
Mweh.. this 1 is cheesy. I lost my number, can i have yours? |
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| Author: | nocomment [ 05 Jun 2009, 15:16 ] |
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"get ya coat luv, you've been pulled" 
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