OK Edeph, I'm gonna try and help you out here man, but you have to follow my advice to the letter.
Now what to do is unplug your PC and open up the case. You might want to wait half an hour between switching it off and opening. Don't want to make your problems any worse

Then if you carefully open the case up, and touch some of the metal casing inside your PC to ensure that no static harms any of the components contained within. OK, now with the case open, plug your PC back in and switch it on. Then what you should do is whip out your dick and start dry humping your motherboard. And please ensure that your penis touches the components AND it would also be a good idea if the tip was a little wet
Hope this helps man
