Fucking hell.... Worst release ever.
First you have to download a good 2 gigs of content, even though you had already pre-loaded it.
Second you had to unlock it, which took a good 30 minutes too.
Then you start the game, and wait for a good minute while all it shows is a black screen.
Then FINALLY you get to make your soldier/login, however contacting the server in the US takes forever.
Finally, your soldier is created and you go to the obstacle course.
The obstacle course has a good 2 minutes loading sequence, which contains of a long hand-drawn slideshow with no audio.
Finally the damn thing loads, and you get going. You arrive at a post where you have to go prone and roll sideways through the obstacle, but when you hit "prone", absolutely nothing happens. So you hit it a few times, and tries it a few different places, in case you were too close to something to go prone. Then you look down in the right corner of your screen and notice a small silhouette standing. When you hit "prone" the silhouette lies down, even though you are still clearly standing on the screen. So you move sideways, THROUGH the wood that makes the obstacle.
After this you run to the finish, but obviously fail because you've just spent two minutes trying to get prone to work.
You press "try again", and the same slideshow as before starts, just this time it moves much faster, and there's a "BRIEFING" thingy down in the corner. You can't do anything though, so after having watched this dreadful slideshow for 10 minutes, you kill the process and start over.... login.... and see that the whole system has deleted your soldier.
So you make a new soldier, only you can't pick the same name, since the name is bound to your deleted soldier.
You press "start obstacle course", and gets taken to the slideshow, only it's moving fast again. I go watch a movie, come back 45 minutes later, only to find that the slideshow is still running, and I am still unable to do anything.
If only it had come in a box, then it could atleast had been useful for sticking under your wobbly table, but it didn't, it's utterly useless.... I am even considering reporting "AA3.exe" as a virus, my finger is lingering above the report button.
So right now I am making an anthrax letter, which I will send to the U.S. Army, and I will be expecting the Nobel-Prize for saving the world of crap like this!
_________________ <@Howard_s> usa just has a made up economy - they can't really go broke
JuncoPartner: I could barely hold it up for long.
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