It's a saturday (Sunday now but i started before 12 so ner!) , i'm starving, cba to cook so i'm eating a moosive kebab

Now, to me, Kebabs have been and always will be delicious greasy meaty manfood, However there are a few things that people do with thier kebabs that MUST be outlawed:

1. Salad - first and foremost THIS STUFF MUST DIE! As i'm explaining to my girlfriend; putting salad on a kebab is done by those who feel guilty about all the grease and so try and make themselves feel better that adding salad actually makes it healthier, it's the "healthy section". I'm sorry but polish a turd it's still a turd, add salad to a greasy kebab it's still a greasy kebab

2. "Low-Fat" Mayo - pretty much as above, Low-Fat Mayo?.....yea...ok...like THAT is gonna make any difference to it all going to your ass luv!

3. Binning the pitta bread - THIS IS THE BEST DAMN PART! It either holds it all together or (like with my local kebab van) acts like a sponge at the bottom of the kebab making a delciious greasy finisher

4. Condiments - Personally there should only ever be in existance 4 sauces for a kebab: Mint sauce (It's lamb after-all), Ketchup (It's a shredded up burger), Brown sauce (It's part of your breakfast tomorrow) and Chilli sauce ('nuff said), The others should just go and die.....Mayo especially....eggs and meat? are you crazy?

Kebabs are by far the BEST student food ever and the reason for this is simple - Turkish Fry-up, in simple terms, you've had a kebab coming home from on the lash, the cant finish it so you whack it in the fridge. Now as ANYONE will tell you the BEST hangover cure is a fry-up, Using last nights kebab you can make a Turkish Fry-up (standard fry-up adding last nights kebab) thus making it more than jsut 1 meal

Garlic mayonaise ftw

Salad ftw

but overall... kebabs... FTW

kebabs is alright, but you know you'll be sitting on the toilet the next day

but jalepeno's and SAMBAL!!!!!! Go Go Goooooooooo(maybe that's why im sitting on the toilet the next day, but WHO cares, it makes the kebab NICE!!!!!)

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A Doner should be eaten in Turkey

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Salad

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Garlic sause

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salad ftw

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Comfortably Numb

Chilli sauce baby....the hotter the better

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yeah, but usually they give you fokked up sauces at the places themselves. I'd rather add sauce of my choice myself
Same with garlic sauce, are they vampires or what? Need more garlic, less fat and no sperm plz

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If the kebab we ate in Scotland is an example for the entire island it doesn't matter what sauce you put on it, cause it will be filty as fuck anyway!

I'll take you to a place in Glasgow that does the finest Kebab I've ever tasted.

salad + chilli sauce= om nom nom .. and FUCK YOU , now i want a kebab :<

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Here you go

Dont forget

iskender kebab ftw!