Hello one and all! The name is Dex....don't ask what it's short for on pain of death Am 22 from the country with the most sckitzophrenic in the world.....UK for those that can't or can't be assed to guess!

Been playing FPS since the first TRUE FPS would gifted to us by the gods of gaming, Thy holy DOOM, Quake, Duke Nukem and thier fellow beathren, holy shall remain the day of fragging and pwned shall be thy n00bs!

I used to work at PC World (one of many EVIL electrical retailers owned by the equally evil DSGi....Hi to my fellow DSGi'ers......smeghammer i'm looking at you! ) am now on the delightful dole....or unemployed to give it it's proper title and thus allowing to be reunite with an old friend....online gaming! granted it's a love/hate relationship with me more often than not getting my arse kicked but it's a great stress relief, nothing is more relaxing than blowing someones head off....not psychotic....promise

PC Gaming is the ONLY true gaming and anyone that happens to say otherwise are just jealous of the PC Gaming masterrace gifted to us by the gods of gaming

When i'm not blowing stuff up online i'm actually blowing stuff up offline whether it be my guitar amps...i'm a bassist in my old git's (thats father for those that love thier parents) band or lightbulbs in the case of the community panto groups lighting gear.....oh the life of a roadie is a tough yet amusing one!

Apart from having virtually no life outside the confinds of my PC/living room i also like to enjoy a good pint now and again...not of the nasty stuff that gets passed off as "beer" or "lager" or even "ale" god forbid no, i enjoy the finer things in life, a good whiskey or better yet a good liquer and before anyone says ANYTHING i'm not an alcoholic, i'm a booze connoisseur!

When i'm not going any of the above....and am sober enough to i also design and code websites for varying degrees of people from small businesses to models to online gaming communities like this very fine one here

Yea.....i think that'll do for now

Why hello there o: Welcome to the forum~

G''day skipper! Thanks for having me, keg out the back is it? yea yea i know, been here 5 minutes and already after the free booze......there is free booze isn't there?

I think u got something wrong there, free booze from u for us, thats how it goes here.
Welcome btw.

I seee, i think i got a spare bottle of booze round here someplace.....wait spare....booze? what am i thinking! I shall go buy a slab just for you guys, i shall have to drink it on your behalf thou

Uk, which part?

And hello hello hello , welcome to the spa forums

The joyful town of Swindon, Wiltshire

sigh since i have no idea where that is , i now have to look at some form of map ...

Is it near the south east?

Hello

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I miss my pownie

South West, towards Bristol (M4 J15/16 to be exact)

ah not too far away , im south east

Funny that, you give someone a town, they have ni idea where you are but give them a motorway reference.....

I'm an hour from Bristol :3

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a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig

now we talkin' I shall not mention football

welcome, and: "God shave the queen!"

You know you secretly want to

Welcome, mate!

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Comfortably Numb

Yo, welcome around!
You seem to be enjoying it already, so hope to meet you on the servers soon!

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Ze Ãœbermensch

You will, don't worry about that, i'll be the SG/Dispenser camping Engy

sigh? really? then i guess u better bring an umbrella because im the suicidal pyro who cant help but keep 1 death for every kill

Im the soldier/demoman with the perma-medic, so watch out :3

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a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig

Hellas!

So... where are the cookies ya promised?

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SaintK: I'm completely lost

Nice intro...welcome around

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You'll Feel A Little Prick

yeh very nice introduction man~ feel welcum around ;D

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...:::~*We Can't Be Adults! We're Steadily Growing!!*~:::...

ta muchly, am loving the place already

hi guys, quick note to say i'm still about, no net atm been cutoff as isp forgot the send my bills since i started with and have only just rememberred which is nicenof them, course i have£200 burning a holenin my wallet.....not! gotta pay them 70 to get my connection back, the rest they can swing for, just so ya know i aint ran off lol

and i'm back hope no-one missed me who am i kidding, course you didn't

welcome back, mate!

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Comfortably Numb

yea agreed welcome back...

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"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving."