I was up at my best mate's last night to get proper wasted. So once we had finished with the pub we returned to his house for some light refreshments.
So anyway, we got to shootin' the shizzle and he told me that unfortunately his Xbox 360 got the dreaded Red Ring of Death. I was understandably broken up for the guy and offered him my most sincere commiserations.
Naturally I asked if Microsoft would do him a solid and fix the thing. He told me that since it's Red Ring, it specifically has a 3 year warranty so he could send it back. He then told me that he didn't have his original Xbox 360 box, and he only had one box big enough to fit it in. He then pointed to this which was sitting on top of his cupboard;
Basically folks, he made a stencil of me with Moose antlers... And then put it on that box. Obviously he never actually intended to post the thing but now he's kinda in a bind.
So if anybody here works for Royal Mail and see's this thing making it's way through. That's me on the box.