Ah, so that's why you didn't get the layoff notice.
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From: Murkrow [murkrow@volja.net]
Sent: Sunday, August 23, 2009 7:12 AM
To: Gabe Newell
Subject: Internal email problems

Hello Gabe! I am your employee working there at Valve software where you
and all of us here at valve software work. I work on every team of
developing.

I am emailing this because my internal valve email at valvesoftware.com
email server is not working and is broken for no appearent reason, which
is why I haven't recieved any emails and it it broken in strange way so
you get no notification of me not getting the emails, even though I am
not getting the emails. Because of that I am not on the times with the
development of Team Fortress 2 and that secret project that nobody from
the community knows about. Could you please resend me again all the
internal emails regarding Team Fortress 2 and also that secret project?
Also for some reason I still haven't received my hats and all the valve
software company company only weapons which are exclusive to the
employees. Which I most certainly am.

And before you start wondering again I am sending this from my different
account because my valve software email account is not working.
Also you won't find me in the office because I'm in the bathroom.
But not in the company bathroom so don't look over there.
Also my desk is hidden and you probably won't find it because it's
hidden so well even though I'm really an actual employee. Of yours.


Thanks in advance
James "Constipated" Bowler (employee)

I am Gabe-bot.



On Aug 23, 2009, at 3:16 PM, "Murkrow" <murkrow@volja.net> wrote:

> > Curses! Foiled again!
> > Wait a minute, why are you checking your company email on sunday?
> > Unless... You're NOT Gabe Newell, but someone who's secretly snooping
> > around the office. And answering emails for some reason. And you
> > probably took my hats too!
> >
> > Don't even try to destroy the evidence. When Gabe gets back and sees
> > this, he will make you suffer unimaginably. Or kick you out.
> >
> > Don't even try.
> > James "Out of paper" Bowler
> >
> >
> > Gabe Newell wrote:
>> >> Ah, so that's why you didn't get the layoff notice.
>> >> ________________________________________
>> >> From: Murkrow [murkrow@volja.net]
>> >> Sent: Sunday, August 23, 2009 7:12 AM
>> >> To: Gabe Newell
>> >> Subject: Internal email problems
>> >>
>> >> Hello Gabe! I am your employee working there at Valve software
>> >> where you
>> >> and all of us here at valve software work. I work on every team of
>> >> developing.
>> >>
>> >> I am emailing this because my internal valve email at valvesoftware.com
>> >> email server is not working and is broken for no appearent reason,
>> >> which
>> >> is why I haven't recieved any emails and it it broken in strange
>> >> way so
>> >> you get no notification of me not getting the emails, even though I
>> >> am
>> >> not getting the emails. Because of that I am not on the times with
>> >> the
>> >> development of Team Fortress 2 and that secret project that nobody
>> >> from
>> >> the community knows about. Could you please resend me again all the
>> >> internal emails regarding Team Fortress 2 and also that secret
>> >> project?
>> >> Also for some reason I still haven't received my hats and all the
>> >> valve
>> >> software company company only weapons which are exclusive to the
>> >> employees. Which I most certainly am.
>> >>
>> >> And before you start wondering again I am sending this from my
>> >> different
>> >> account because my valve software email account is not working.
>> >> Also you won't find me in the office because I'm in the bathroom.
>> >> But not in the company bathroom so don't look over there.
>> >> Also my desk is hidden and you probably won't find it because it's
>> >> hidden so well even though I'm really an actual employee. Of yours.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Thanks in advance
>> >> James "Constipated" Bowler (employee)
>> >>
>> >>
> >