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Author:  [SpA]ArchLurker_Chad [ 11 Sep 2009, 13:46 ]
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Ok, just had to post this. This defines a whole new level of awesomeness :o
It's cool. Truestory.

Author:  Murk [ 11 Sep 2009, 14:10 ]
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Fuck.



That is all.

Author:  xrs [ 11 Sep 2009, 17:23 ]
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Would a robot wanking hand be good?

Author:  [SpA]Tpyo [ 11 Sep 2009, 17:47 ]
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xrs wrote:
Would a robot wanking hand be good?
Never good at that speed. If it were to break the 88mph barrier there is a danger your penis might go back in time without you.

Author:  [SpA]ArchLurker_Chad [ 11 Sep 2009, 20:10 ]
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xrs wrote:
Would a robot wanking hand be good?
Suppuse it could work... but imagine what could go wrong with your penis in the hands of a high-speed robot hand...
Make me shudder :s

Author:  [SpA]Migu [ 11 Sep 2009, 21:01 ]
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Jeez guys! :roll: :mrgreen:

That thing is actually very impressive!

Author:  [SpA]Scatterbrain [ 11 Sep 2009, 22:35 ]
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[SpA]Tpyo wrote:
xrs wrote:
Would a robot wanking hand be good?
Never good at that speed. If it were to break the 88mph barrier there is a danger your penis might go back in time without you.
or that you might go back in time without your penis. which would be alot harder to explain.

I feel this raises a moral dilemma - do you take the opportunity to go back in time and, say, kill Hitler, or remain in the present but keep your manhood? decisions, decisions...

Author:  KarlJW [ 11 Sep 2009, 22:36 ]
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Wow! Awesome! :D

Author:  [SpA]Minimoose! [ 12 Sep 2009, 00:03 ]
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Very cool... There is some very awesome developments in science at the moment :)

Author:  xrs [ 12 Sep 2009, 00:56 ]
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Having thought about it for quite some time. I would definitely like to try a robot wanking hand.

Author:  Lim-Dul [ 12 Sep 2009, 01:24 ]
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Yeah, and make it a HIGH SPEED one. :-D
Imagine that - hands-free wanking.

Author:  [SpA]Minimoose! [ 12 Sep 2009, 01:25 ]
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You know a Doctor created an Orgasmatron? They put a little chip in your spinal column and it makes you instantly orgasm when you press the button on the remote control xD

Author:  DrMcMoist [ 12 Sep 2009, 01:46 ]
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[SpA]Minimoose! wrote:
You know a Doctor created an Orgasmatron? They put a little chip in your spinal column and it makes you instantly orgasm when you press the button on the remote control xD
I'd get that put into someone without them knowing about it, then press the button when they were out and about.

Now that's comedy.

Author:  Lim-Dul [ 12 Sep 2009, 02:24 ]
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[SpA]Minimoose! wrote:
You know a Doctor created an Orgasmatron? They put a little chip in your spinal column and it makes you instantly orgasm when you press the button on the remote control xD
I saw it on Penn & Teller's Bullshit.
It costs loads of money, isn't guaranteed to work and can cripple you if there are complications. Thanks, I'll use my hand instead.

Author:  [SpA]Minimoose! [ 12 Sep 2009, 09:14 ]
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^^ I didn't read up on it, but of course any operation on your spine is dangerous ;)

Author:  [SpA]Tpyo [ 12 Sep 2009, 10:22 ]
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There's an inherent danger in the device too. Animal tests show that animals can get to the stage of just sitting there and pressing the button to exclusion of all other things (including food and water). Instant reward on demand is not always good!

Author:  KarlJW [ 12 Sep 2009, 12:02 ]
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[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote:
Imagine that - hands-free wanking.
That's all ready about...

It's called having a bird to do it. :lol:

Author:  ZxS [ 13 Sep 2009, 07:22 ]
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I'm sure they'll name the robotic hand BIRD 9000 or something :lol:

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