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Author:  Lim-Dul [ 08 Dec 2009, 03:05 ]
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Yeah, I knew it before, but it has recently been featured in a joke about Avatar: The Video Game on Conan O'Brien.

It's Sumotori Dreams and the video trailers below are enough for me to literally CRY laughing.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8KAUoW0 ... 26fmt%3D18[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjYYZ8mT ... 26fmt%3D18[/youtube]

This is the best McMoist simulator I've ever seen.
Author:  [SpA]Migu [ 08 Dec 2009, 08:13 ]
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Yeah, I tried it like 2 years ago, and it was fun for the first few minutes. :wink:
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 08 Dec 2009, 12:33 ]
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I decided to take this for a spin myself and don't mind telling you, that I was absolutely pissing myself laughing the whole time. The videos don't quite do it justice in terms of how utterly retarded the whole thing is. I guess it's supposed to be a fighting game but so little 'fighting' actually goes on. The characters lumber towards each other and push, and it could really go either way as to who falls on their ass. The rest of the time is just spent trying to get back on their feet. And not even for any real reason. I suppose they bow to each other so that could be considered the end of the match.

What's hilarious about it all is that the character you're playing as is pretty much uncontrollable. They have all the grace of somebody who is completely shit faced. Even when you get them to stand still, they will still inexplicably start wobbling and then fall over. Anyway, I decided to make a little highlight reel of my most impressive moments ingame, and I've also attached the game so everybody can have a go.

Oh, I'm the Blue Guy by the way. :ugly:



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Author:  [SpA]Minimoose! [ 08 Dec 2009, 13:18 ]
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most retarded game ever xD
Author:  [SpA]Dekar [ 08 Dec 2009, 16:34 ]
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Author:  [SpA]Scatterbrain [ 08 Dec 2009, 17:23 ]
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stopped playing within about a minute of starting, but that's probably because I was expecting it to be turd.

though when you put it like that, McMoist, I can see the comedy value :mrgreen:
Author:  [SpA]Hunth [ 08 Dec 2009, 17:40 ]
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ROFL

that must be THE worst game in the world. laughed so much my stomach hurt haha.
Author:  [SpA]Spikespiegel [ 08 Dec 2009, 18:54 ]
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How can you keep playing after they fall? My games stops the exact second the first "robot" hits the deck =(
Author:  Lim-Dul [ 08 Dec 2009, 19:04 ]
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BTW - to those saying this is the worst game ever - I don't think you get it; it's a premeditated slapstick simulator and at that it excels so it IS in fact the greatest game in its own category. :-P
It's a 96 KB entry to some Assembly competition MEANT to be all about ragdolls falling on their faces. What amazes me (and others ^^) is how realistically they move when compared to completely shitfaced people, which is of course the whole point of this exercise.

I mean, compare:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0 ... 26fmt%3D18[/youtube]
Author:  [SpA]Spikespiegel [ 08 Dec 2009, 19:07 ]
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I've managed to do a backflip in the game. I managed to land on my feet, but he could only stay on his feet for .1 of a second :P

I've also manged to get the ragdolls to land on top of eachother in a perfect 69'er :)
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 08 Dec 2009, 19:35 ]
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[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote:
BTW - to those saying this is the worst game ever - I don't think you get it; it's a premeditated slapstick simulator and at that it excels so it IS in fact the greatest game in its own category. :-P
It's a 96 KB entry to some Assembly competition MEANT to be all about ragdolls falling on their faces. What amazes me (and others ^^) is how realistically they move when compared to completely shitfaced people, which is of course the whole point of this exercise.

I mean, compare:

YouTube video
Hehe. We've all been there.

I'm there right now.

Nah I'm only kidding, I'm not.

*Falls off chair*
Author:  [SpA]Relentless [ 08 Dec 2009, 19:51 ]
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This game sucks. The AI beat me twice in a row.

I always knew Sumos suck.
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