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Author:  DrMcMoist [ 09 Aug 2010, 22:09 ]
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Have all your questions answered here.
Author:  ditch [ 09 Aug 2010, 22:11 ]
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fancy a bum?
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 09 Aug 2010, 22:11 ]
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Ja bitte.
Author:  [SpA]Dekar [ 09 Aug 2010, 22:41 ]
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Does god exist?
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 09 Aug 2010, 22:44 ]
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Nope.
Author:  [SpA]Migu [ 09 Aug 2010, 23:23 ]
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What was the most embarrassing moment you had until now?
Author:  [SpA]gibboss28 [ 10 Aug 2010, 00:17 ]
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Who?
Author:  annarack [ 10 Aug 2010, 01:29 ]
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Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 10 Aug 2010, 01:34 ]
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[SpA]Migu wrote:
What was the most embarrassing moment you had until now?
Well I don't really get embarrassed too easily so there hasn't been a lot of times.

One that does spring to mind though, is once me and my mate were messing around in his back garden, and his family were inside his house. Quite a lot of them too, as they were up for my mates Dad's birthday party. My mate was chucking this rake or something about, and calling it a javelin, which I found quite humorous. Then we decided to throw it at each other, just for kicks. I should point out, we were a bit drunk.

So the rake gets thrown into his neighbours garden and I jumped over the fence to get it. The fence was like waist high so it was a simple enough vault. So I chucked the rake back over and just as I jumped, literally the split second my feet left the ground, my mate said;

'Don't forget your javelin'

It completely threw me off what I was doing and basically went tumbling back into his garden like a complete knob, in front of his whole family.

So aye. That was pretty embarrassing.
[SpA]gibboss28 wrote:
Who?
Your Mum.
[SpA]annarack wrote:
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
They just aaaaaaaarrrrr!
Author:  Amyl [ 10 Aug 2010, 10:08 ]
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Dont you agree that ninja's are cooler though?
Author:  [SpA]gibboss28 [ 10 Aug 2010, 10:22 ]
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What?
Author:  [SpA]NabNab [ 10 Aug 2010, 10:31 ]
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Why?
Author:  annarack [ 10 Aug 2010, 12:22 ]
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When's the house warming party?
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 10 Aug 2010, 12:46 ]
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[SpA]Amyl wrote:
Dont you agree that ninja's are cooler though?
I am more partial to the Ninja yes, but in actual fact, I'd prefer Samurai over both of them.
[SpA]gibboss28 wrote:
What?
In the butt.
[SpA]NabNab wrote:
Why?
Why not?
[SpA]annarack wrote:
When's the house warming party?
I was supposed to have a BBQ in early July, but it rained that day. And pretty much hasn't stopped raining since so...

The house warming party was effectively cancelled. :(
Author:  annarack [ 10 Aug 2010, 12:49 ]
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So when's the next one?
Author:  [SpA]Scatterbrain [ 10 Aug 2010, 12:57 ]
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are you really some sort of doctor?
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 10 Aug 2010, 13:51 ]
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[SpA]annarack wrote:
So when's the next one?
I dunno. I haven't planned for anything on account of the shitty weather.

The notion has kinda passed anyway since I've been here for a while.
[SpA]Scatterbrain wrote:
are you really some sort of doctor?
Heh. You even have to ask? :P

No, no I'm not. :ugly:
Author:  [SpA]Bucky [ 10 Aug 2010, 13:57 ]
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What's your fetish?
Why isn't it easy being green?
What's your affiliation to moist?
Why are there so many Macs in Scotland? And is MacDonald Scottish from origin then?
When will the world end, and how?
What will happen to the scots if there wouldn't be any boose left in the world?
Why would we be keep on living after Abba broke up?
Have you ever been pinched in the but in a gay bar? Have you ever been pinched in the but at all? Have you ever been in a gaybar? Have you ever pinched a gay bar in the but?

Alright, gonna finish rollin my spliff, I'll fire another brain fart in questions at a later time. Thx for the answers in advance.
Author:  [SpA]Scatterbrain [ 10 Aug 2010, 14:06 ]
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[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
[SpA]Scatterbrain wrote:
are you really some sort of doctor?
Heh. You even have to ask? :P

No, no I'm not. :ugly:
i'm shocked and scandalized







...not really :ugly:
so, what do you actually do then?
Author:  Phenomenon [ 10 Aug 2010, 14:13 ]
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How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?? :shock:
Author:  annarack [ 10 Aug 2010, 14:14 ]
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Yes, and how does Edward Scissors Hands wipe his butt?
Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 10 Aug 2010, 15:43 ]
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Can you touch MY toes?
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 10 Aug 2010, 16:15 ]
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[SpA]Bucky wrote:
What's your fetish?
Why isn't it easy being green?
What's your affiliation to moist?
Why are there so many Macs in Scotland? And is MacDonald Scottish from origin then?
When will the world end, and how?
What will happen to the scots if there wouldn't be any boose left in the world?
Why would we be keep on living after Abba broke up?
Have you ever been pinched in the but in a gay bar? Have you ever been pinched in the but at all? Have you ever been in a gaybar? Have you ever pinched a gay bar in the but?

Alright, gonna finish rollin my spliff, I'll fire another brain fart in questions at a later time. Thx for the answers in advance.
I have many fetishes, so I won't go listing them all. They all have rather odd origin stories though. For example, I have this thing for girls who bite their lips, and this kinda came from watching 'The Golden Years' as a kid. Winnie Cooper used to bite her lip, and it gave me the horn. So now I like it when girls bite their lips. There's other ones but I'd be here till next Wednesday explaining them all, and I've got a flight to catch.

It's not easy being green because everybody who isn't green thinks you're a fag if you are. You need to have conviction to be green and mean it.

The reason I'm called Moist is cause me and my mate were sitting around playing Far Cry on the Xbox, and thinking up porn star names. These included such classics as Butt Reynolds and Throbbin Williams. Then my mate came up with Ally McMoist, which we found absolutely hilarious. For anybody who doesn't know, Ally McCoist is a former footballer and TV personality. And he's also like the closest thing I'll ever have to a childhood hero. So I loved the name, and when I got my Xbox 360, I decided to adopt it and use it as my online handle. It was a bit annoying though, as American kids seemed to be under the illusion I was a woman, so when I started using it on the internet, I dropped the Ally and added the Dr. And I've been using the name ever since. Obviously.

I'm not entirely sure why there are so many Macs. I'm a Mac too. MacMillan. It's just a Scottish thing. Like Van De in Holland. And yeah, Macdonald is a Scottish name.

The World will end when all the booze runs out in Scotland, and we all fly into a vicious rage and lay waste to this pathetic rock.

See above.

I think Abba breaking up IS a reason to keep living. It gives me hope knowing that eventually, shit bands will disappear.

I've only been in a gay bar once, and it was by accident. Once we realised we were in one we left. Not cause I have anything against the benders, but their taste in music is fucking abysmal. I mean, really bad. I have been pinched in the butt though yeah. I used to work in a Cabaret that hosted like three or four hen nights at once. Those women are quite insane, and just grope you whenever they feel like it. One time this old woman with massive tits grabbed my hand and basically slapped it down on one of those behemoths. Then she told me to tell her friend that they were real. :shock: But yeah, I've been pinched in the butt lots of times. And nah, I've never pinched a gay bar in the butt. :ugly:
[SpA]Scatterbrain wrote:
...not really :ugly:
so, what do you actually do then?
Well Scatter, I'm hoping to go to University to study photography and then hopefully one day make a living out of it. I'm in my mid-twenties now but I've spent the majority of my adult life not knowing what the fuck I wanted to do. So it's taken me a little while to find something to be passionate about.

Right now though I whore myself about. I do editing work and the like for anybody who wants it, and work as part of a charity initiative thing that helps the elderly and the mentally ill with odd jobs and stuff like that. It's a charity but the work is paid.
Phenomenon wrote:
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?? :shock:
He's a dream. Basically a figment of people's imagination, so I don't think that taking a dump is really something he'd have to concern himself with.
[SpA]annarack wrote:
Yes, and how does Edward Scissors Hands wipe his butt?
He's like an android so... I doubt he has bowel movements either.
[SpA]Greasy_greabo wrote:
Can you touch MY toes?
You bet your sweet ass I can! :5:
Author:  annarack [ 10 Aug 2010, 17:14 ]
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Have you bought a bottle of Laphroaig yet?
Author:  [SpA]MrOrange [ 10 Aug 2010, 17:27 ]
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[SpA]annarack wrote:
Have you bought a bottle of Laphroaig yet?
Haha, I drank that once at a mate's house. It looked like it was something not many people would know.
Somehow, it tasted a bit like smoked ham . . .
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 10 Aug 2010, 18:01 ]
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[SpA]annarack wrote:
Have you bought a bottle of Laphroaig yet?
No, cause you never took a picture of Bruce the shark at Hogan's pub. :P
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 10 Aug 2010, 18:05 ]
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When is it a good time to tell someone that they look like a post op former guy? :twisted:
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 10 Aug 2010, 18:09 ]
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
When is it a good time to tell someone that they look like a post op former guy? :twisted:
Possibly at the same time as you're making a sharp exit through the nearest door.

Unless you're a freak and you're into girls that look like they used to be guys. In which case, you might want to subtly tell them that, that turns you on.
Author:  sebas [ 10 Aug 2010, 18:24 ]
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sexy: attitude, curvy bum or whatever's up for grabbing?
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 10 Aug 2010, 18:27 ]
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It was more a concern for their well being. They should know the truth. It's the right thing to do.

Thanks Dr. Moist! :mrgreen:
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