ITS SO TASTY, you just need loads of worcestershire sauce.

Cottage pie is also awesome

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[SpA]ZombieStalin : For a little more clarifaction...

Spacecarrot : how man wham do you need for awesome people? 42.

Bump! Because I want to see more food.

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Howard:You have no doubt learned by playing your MoronBox, being a douche while tea-bagging other 8 year olds in Halo.

Saintk: Bet those people are americans
Howard: Course they are american; one big religious nuthouse

Cockmeat sandwich. Delicious!

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Assassin3562: ./Suck my balls Divotoo
Divotoo> asking to get your balls sucked doesnt really help you when called gay
<Divotoo> just saying tho
<Assassin3562>
*Assassin3562 thinks his life over

Tscuz, you've turned into quite the perverted little boy.

Seriously it's kinda annoying see these hormone induced posts.

"It's soooo good you could just suck it".

Yet I do concur with your statement.

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“If I myself had to portray the term 'people' by drawing it, I'd draw a mere gaping mouth, a clamouring mouth.” ― Pentti Linkola.

Ok I'll stop.

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Assassin3562: ./Suck my balls Divotoo
Divotoo> asking to get your balls sucked doesnt really help you when called gay
<Divotoo> just saying tho
<Assassin3562>
*Assassin3562 thinks his life over

Seeing as you're all desperate for food, cake.


1. Gather all your ingredients; flour, sugar, vanilla, butter, milk and eggs. 2. Dump all these ingredients into your bowl without getting it all over your bench. 3. Mix it a bit. 4. Put some baking paper in a pan and spray it with some oil. 5. Pour the batter into the pan. Wait for it to cook.

...

Yay you have cake and your house is /not/ on fire! Recipe; bit.ly/Pk7zvx

Nice! I want some cake!!!

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Assassin3562: ./Suck my balls Divotoo
Divotoo> asking to get your balls sucked doesnt really help you when called gay
<Divotoo> just saying tho
<Assassin3562>
*Assassin3562 thinks his life over

Someone is going to say it so why not me.....the cake is a lie ?, right now we have got that out of the way, the cake looks good

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"Yes, that noise is called water. It is very wet and very sloshy."--Caboose

You call that a cake? Here in Finland we call those "scones".

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“If I myself had to portray the term 'people' by drawing it, I'd draw a mere gaping mouth, a clamouring mouth.” ― Pentti Linkola.

Last weekend my sister had a birthday and she turned 13. My mum made her a cake and I decorated it, this is what happened: I decided then that I would make a cake next weekend which is where we are now :3

First off you need to gather your ingredients I've decided to make a basic butter cake Read the back of the packet to see what you need. For this I needed 2 eggs, 60g of Butter and 2/3C of milk. Then put it all in a bowl... ...And mix!! Now put it all into a greased tin, or you could use paper... Now, it would be logical to tell you to preheat the oven first, I'm going to put the step here because fuck logic!
Heh whats that? Seems that mum has used the top oven to cook dinner... Well then I guess I will have to use the lower one. Preheat your oven to 180 degrees Celsius (Look at teh packet it may change for you)
And then add your cake Join us for the exciting conclusion where we take the cake out and Ice it!!

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saintk: you have to send a DNA sample to Google these days in order to be able to reply on youtube

What's your sister like? jkjk
Didn't see your homemade cake finished, so how do I know it's even yours...explain that!

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Assassin3562: ./Suck my balls Divotoo
Divotoo> asking to get your balls sucked doesnt really help you when called gay
<Divotoo> just saying tho
<Assassin3562>
*Assassin3562 thinks his life over

The cake is a lie!
There's a sweet-looking cake in my grandmother's refrigerator, but it's been there for two weeks and is un-edible. Such a waste... It's untouched as well...
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Never forget, RIP cake.

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“If I myself had to portray the term 'people' by drawing it, I'd draw a mere gaping mouth, a clamouring mouth.” ― Pentti Linkola.

Bump bump nudge nudge?
How about some more food to try and add life to this poor topic eh?

Strawberrry Coconut Slice
Two layers of goodness with jam in the centre. Ingredients Steps(without pics) First of all you will want to make the base of the slice;
For the base
Gather all your ingredients on the bench.. becuase who doesn't do that? Add the sugar and butter into the bowl and stir till creamy. Add the egg. Mix till it looks fluffly or until the egg is combined. Add the flour. Mix the flour in and then once combined spread it into the greased tin. (forgot to take pics of this..)

After spreading the base mixture into the tin spread some jam of your choice over it. Make sure to cover the layer so it is somewhat thick and nice looking/tasting. (also forgot pics)

After that add the topping
For the topping..
Add two eggs to the bowl and smack them around a little. Add the sugar and mix it some more till combined Add coconut and stir till combined. Should look like this Then spread it out into the pan above the jam Aaand hopefully it works!

Too lazy to make it step by step..chicken and broccoli

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Assassin3562: ./Suck my balls Divotoo
Divotoo> asking to get your balls sucked doesnt really help you when called gay
<Divotoo> just saying tho
<Assassin3562>
*Assassin3562 thinks his life over

It all looks so neat.
(that was the last ketchup, hence it splurted outside the plate)

and so I prefer to eat on campus

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